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Ellesmere Port residents claim Wombles aren’t pulling their weight
Some residents in ELLESMERE PORT have announced they’re dissatisfied with the work being put in by Wombles, as the town still looks a shit-tip.
They...
Wife slips into coma after husband’s Christmas fart
A woman has fallen into a coma following a particularly nasty fart released by her husband, this Christmas. The woman, 56-year-old Emily from Great...
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Thomas the Tank Engine arrested in Operation Yewtree sting
Another children’s TV icon has fallen by the wayside as 80s favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been implicated in a sex-abuse scandal following...
Merseyrail plays ‘Big Bang Theory’ style prank on passengers
The pranksters at Merseyrail have admitted to playing an elaborate practical joke on passengers, inspired by the cult US comedy 'The Big Bang Theory'.
The...
Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
Ellesmere Port bids for European Capital of Culture
In a surprisingly pointless move, the town of Ellesmere Port has made a very late bid for European Capital of Culture, with the bid...
Men tell women to give glass ceiling ‘bit of a clean’
The men at a Chester based accountants have told the female staff members to give their glass ceiling a bit of a clean, it...
McDonald’s to bow to customer demands and serve hot fries
The Cheshire Oaks branch of McDonald's will start serving hot fries, it has been confirmed.
Customers of McDonald’s, on Cheshire Oaks, have previously had two...
Facebook group admin sexually aroused by deleting posts
One of the admins of a popular Facebook group has admitted to becoming sexually aroused every time he deletes a post. The man, who...
Countess of Chester Hospital replaces Emergency Unit with Healing Crystals Ward
Chester’s nearest hospital has taken the unusual step of scrapping its emergency ward in favour of a new Healing Crystals ward.
The move was made...