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BMW issues apology after selling car to man who isn’t a...
German car manufacturer, BMW, has issued a full and unreserved apology after it emerged they sold a car to a man who isn’t a...
Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its...
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Man with ZERO interest in football hopes tonight he can stop pretending
A CHESTER man, who describes himself as ‘bohemian’, has been feigning an interest in football for the past four weeks and tonight hopes he...
New Season of LOST will be sponsored by YODEL
The TV series LOST ran for six seasons, finally finishing in 2010. It has just been announced that a new season of LOST will...
McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu
Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...
Scientists discover new lifeform in Wetherspoon’s carpet
A team of scientists, from the University of Wyoming, has made a scientific breakthrough in Chester, of all places. The award-winning team has been...
Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day
The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...
New Cheshire Oaks fashion store tells shoppers “You’re too ugly to enter”
A new up-market fashion brand, recently opened in Cheshire Oaks, has caused uproar among locals by telling some shoppers they are “too ugly to...
Your mum banned from ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet
Your mum has been banned from an ‘all you can eat’ buffet in Chester, it has been revealed.
The news came this week as the...
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