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Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners
It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...
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Local youth ‘PRAISED’ after shoplifting for others
A local Ellesmere Port youth, Steve Spanks, was praised by family, neigbours and even the local media after helping out his elderly neighbours during...
English rock band ‘Manfred Mann’ forced to change name to ‘Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral’
LIBERAL campaigners have successfully forced the 1960s English rock band, Manfred Mann, to change their name to Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral so as not...
Ellesmere Port bids for European Capital of Culture
In a surprisingly pointless move, the town of Ellesmere Port has made a very late bid for European Capital of Culture, with the bid...
Police release image of man sought over ‘incident’ in Whitby Park
CHESHIRE Police has released an image from CCTV showing a man they're interested in speaking with over an incident in Whitby Park this weekend.
The...
Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed.
The statue, which cost a modest...
Tories launch Twat replacement service
As the Tories lose yet another twat, Therese May has followed the nation’s woeful train operators in launching a ‘twat replacement service’.
Train operators, such...
Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
Chester student planning to work entire hour this term
A University of Chester student has announced plans to put in a full hour’s work this term, it has been revealed. The hour of...
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