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EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Tourette’s revealed as hoax by people who like swearing
Popular comedic disorder, Tourette’s, which sees people swear their tits off at inappropriate moments, has been revealed as a hoax, it has been confirmed.
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Ellesmere Port features on latest ‘Call of Duty: Zombies’ map
In a recent interview, one of game developer Treyarch's lead coders revealed some interesting news about the latest DLC (downloadable content) for their zombie...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
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Post-Brexit citizenship test to include cheering when barman drops a glass
There’s nothing more British than revelling in another’s misfortune, and that will be tested in the new citizenship test to be implemented after Brexit.
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Monopoly: Ellesmere Port Edition available now from Asda
A special Ellesmere Port Edition of Monopoly has been released today, and is available to buy from Asda. The special edition of the popular...
Tommy Robinson & Katie Hopkins FORCED to wear ‘Full Burka’ in shops
Famed racists, Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins, are said to be 'saddened' at having to wear full burkas when they go shopping due to...
Geordie buys long-sleeved T-Shirt for Chicago trip
A 19-year-old Geordie lad, named Jon, has purchased a long-sleeved Tee for his trip to Chicago after learning of the extra-cold weather they're experiencing...
Facebook requests for ‘Eye Tint TIA’ confirmed as code for ANAL BLEACHING
Eye Tint TIA actually means 'Anal Bleaching - Troublesome Itchy Anus' it has been revealed.
Frequent requests on Facebook groups for someone to do ‘Eye...
Requests for ‘bouncy castles’ on Facebook confirmed as code for plus size prostitutes
When people ask for recommendations for bouncy castles on Facebook, they’re really asking for recommendations for large prostitutes, it has been revealed.
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