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It’s the Pepsi truck, is that OK? Shoppers told
Sugar drink-loving shoppers hoping to see the Coca Cola truck in Liverpool One were left disappointed last night, as they were told it was...
I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu
Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...
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Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its enormous size...
Brain-eating amoeba to swing election Trump’s way
A brain-eating amoeba that has been found in the water supply in several cities throughout Texas, is expected to swing the election in November...
Harry Kane changes name to ‘Black Lives Matter’ and claims every goal scored this...
Tottenham striker, Harry Kane, has officially changed his name via deed poll to Black Lives Matter and has lodged a claim with the Premier...
Jacob Rees-Mogg questioned over Whitechapel murders
Victorian time traveller, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been questioned by police over a series of grizzly murders that were committed in Whitechapel, London, between 1888...
Ellesmere Port terrorised by big metal sky dragon
Ellesmere Port residents live in the grip of fear of a great mechanical beast that flies through the night skies, spreading terror to the...
Doctor prescribes Facebook ‘like and share’ treatment for Cancer sufferer
A Cancer specialist at the Countess of Chester Hospital has taken the radical step of prescribing a course of Facebook likes and shares for...
Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
Veganuary bollocks prompts man to treble his meat consumption
An Ellesmere Port man is so pissed off with all of the Veganuary crap from hippies and students that he’s taken to eating more...
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