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Dolphin gets tattoo of human on its arse
Blue Planet Aquarium, in Ellesmere Port, announced this morning that one of its dolphins had acquired a tattoo. The dolphin, named Jackson, has a...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
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Jeremy Corbyn questioned over Madeleine McCann disappearance
Under-fire Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been interviewed by police over the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. His alleged connection to the disappearance of McCann,...
McDonald’s to bow to customer demands and serve hot fries
The Cheshire Oaks branch of McDonald's will start serving hot fries, it has been confirmed.
Customers of McDonald’s, on Cheshire Oaks, have previously had two...
Surviving coronavirus: How to know when it’s time to eat grandma
With many families in the UK currently self-isolating, one question remains at the forefront of everyone's thoughts: how do you know when the time...
Woman finds store opening time WITHOUT asking Facebook
An ELLESMERE PORT woman has discovered the opening time of a local shop she wanted to visit without asking on Facebook.
The woman, 32-year-old Lisa...
“Don’t turn this rape into a murder” voted best northern chat-up line
In a recent poll of the best chat-up lines used in the north of England, the outstanding winner with 67% of the votes was...
Ellesmere Port café wins Halloween decoration contest despite not putting up decorations
A local café, in the Port Arcades, has won a nationwide Halloween decoration contest without entering, or putting up a single Halloween decoration.
The café,...
Ellesmere Port residents claim Wombles aren’t pulling their weight
Some residents in ELLESMERE PORT have announced they’re dissatisfied with the work being put in by Wombles, as the town still looks a shit-tip.
They...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...




































































