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Ellesmere Port has been confirmed as Ground Zero for the zombie apocalypse, although the people of Ellesmere Port are completely unaware of anything out...
Whitby Park Summer Jam 2018 to be women only
Next summer’s Summer Jam, in Whitby Park, is to be for women only on the Saturday – it has been revealed.
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Jet, from Gladiators, greatest thing ever on TV confirm men
Former Gladiator, Jet (real name Diane Youdale), has once again been confirmed by men as the greatest thing ever on TV.
The TV series Gladiators...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
Tories launch Twat replacement service
As the Tories lose yet another twat, Therese May has followed the nation’s woeful train operators in launching a ‘twat replacement service’.
Train operators, such...
Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP
The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...
New app allows drivers to indicate with their phone
A new app has been released that allows motorists to indicate left or right using their thumb, while they're driving.
The recent law change making...
Tourette’s revealed as hoax by people who like swearing
Popular comedic disorder, Tourette’s, which sees people swear their tits off at inappropriate moments, has been revealed as a hoax, it has been confirmed.
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Fire Brigade called to clear man’s Boxing Day shit
Shaun Swallows, of Girton Road in Ellesmere Port, caused the local fire brigade to be called out after his Boxing Day shit proved so...
Baggage handlers targeted on breakages – confirms Manchester Airport
A spokesperson for Manchester Airport has confirmed what passengers had believed for many years: their baggage handlers are actually targeted on breakages.
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