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Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by...
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Lannisters hit out at parent group comparing them to McCanns
Cersei and Jamie Lannister hit out a parent group this week that branded their parenting skills ‘as bad as the McCanns’.
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Trump gamifies executions with real games of HANGMAN
In an attempt to make state executions more interesting, and appealing to the public, President Trump has introduced the ‘gamification’ of executions.
Gamification is a...
EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Premier League confirms Football season to be completed on FIFA
David Pemsel, the chief executive of the Premier League, this morning confirmed the league season would be completed on the video game FIFA.
The Premier...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...
Brighthouse now accepting human souls as payment
Popular chav store, Brighthouse, has confirmed it is now accepting human souls as payment for products in each of its 270+ shops.
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CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food
A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he eats it....
Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs
A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...





































































