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Kids and Gays locked in BITTER tussle over Rainbow ownership
The UK's children have staged a coup against the gays to take back control of the rainbow symbol, it has been confirmed.
The rainbow has...
Premier League confirms Football season to be completed on FIFA
David Pemsel, the chief executive of the Premier League, this morning confirmed the league season would be completed on the video game FIFA.
The Premier...
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Zombie Apocalypse broke out in Ellesmere Port 6 weeks ago – NOBODY noticed
Ellesmere Port has been confirmed as Ground Zero for the zombie apocalypse, although the people of Ellesmere Port are completely unaware of anything out...
“I’m not a bully, you big fat gay spazz!” says Priti Patel
Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has dismissed claims she's demonstrated bullying traits, by insisting her accuser is just a "big fat gay spazz".
In a shocking...
English rock band ‘Manfred Mann’ forced to change name to ‘Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral’
LIBERAL campaigners have successfully forced the 1960s English rock band, Manfred Mann, to change their name to Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral so as not...
Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its enormous size...
CeXual harassment victim sacked from CeX
Twitter user @gothepleb has detailed an account of where she says she was sexually harassed by a colleague when working for the high street...
Americans insist light beer isn’t shit
Americans, this week, insisted that light beers such as ‘Bud Light’ and ‘Coors Light’ aren’t shit.
While the rest of the world, the UK in...
Woman finds store opening time WITHOUT asking Facebook
An ELLESMERE PORT woman has discovered the opening time of a local shop she wanted to visit without asking on Facebook.
The woman, 32-year-old Lisa...
Internet DESTROYED as everyone removes Harry Maguire from Fantasy Football Team
The Internet was broken this morning, for a period of four hours, as everyone in the UK simultaneously attempted to remove ironing-board headed Harry...
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