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Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by...
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Liverpool agree £12m January deal for defender Juan Sheet
Liverpool’s leaky defence is to be shored up by Spaniard Juan Sheet, who ‘does the job of three’.
The Red Army’s defence was exposed again...
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Drivers who hog the middle lane to be put on a register
A new law will come into effect next year that will see middle-lane hoggers put on a register.
The law, which passed with a Commons...
Nokia 3310 found in drawer after 20 years still has 70% battery
Kevin Moody, a roofer from Ellesmere Port, has recently cleared out his 'man draw' looking for a key to the shed when he stumbled...
Chester seeks new name as Manchester drops ‘Man’ to become Chester
The City of Chester is looking for a new name following the decision by Manchester to drop the masculine 'Man' from its name, becoming...
Boris Johnson wins Edinburgh Fringe Funniest Joke Award for ‘latest Brexit promise’
Tassel-haired comedian, Boris ‘Shagger’ Johnson, has won the annual award for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe for his latest promise on Brexit.
The...
Jeremy Kyle clears calendar after visit to Ellesmere Port
Bug-eyed aggressive chav baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has cleared his calendar for the next 6 months after spending 20 minutes in the Port Arcades in...
Work-from-home-burglar robbed own house 3 times last week
With the whole of the UK on a form of lockdown, even burglars are now managing to work from home, it would appear.
Twenty-six-year-old Rob...
Man watching beach volleyball has no idea who is winning
A man has been intensely watching beach volleyball for the past four hours, but doesn’t have any idea who is winning – it has...
Ellesmere Port Summer Jam Double Booked with Nudist Festival
Sunday 'jammers' need to be as naked as nature intended, it has been confirmed.
Last year we reported how this summer’s Ellesmere Port Summer Jam...




































































