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Fresh excavation of Pompeii discovers evidence of early Cliff Richard tour
Archaeologists have uncovered a poster promoting a tour by UK pop star, Cliff Richard, displayed on a wall in the ruins of Pompeii.
Pompeii was...
People who put milk in tea first have lower IQs, confirm...
A new report from leading scientists has confirmed that people who put their milk in their tea before the water suffer from lower intelligence....
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Ellesmere Port Asda first to hire FAT PEOPLE as human bicycle racks
Chubby trouser tamers can now earn some extra pasty money by acting as bicycle racks outside Asda in Ellesmere Port.
The move was announced this...
500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge
A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...
Vegans SHOCKED to find quinoa is a small furry mammal
The Vegan and Vegetarian world is reeling from the news that quinoa, previously believed to be a pseudo-cereal, is in fact a cute fluffy...
Countess of Chester Hospital replaces Emergency Unit with Healing Crystals Ward
Chester’s nearest hospital has taken the unusual step of scrapping its emergency ward in favour of a new Healing Crystals ward.
The move was made...
Hurricane Maria to visit Washington DC to view Trump damage
The hurricane is to visit the US next week to view the damage caused by President Trump.
As President Trump finally prepares to visit Puerto...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Chester seeks new name as Manchester drops ‘Man’ to become Chester
The City of Chester is looking for a new name following the decision by Manchester to drop the masculine 'Man' from its name, becoming...
Doctors warn of UK coma epidemic as Michael Owen set to commentate on Man...
Leading British doctors have predicted a rise in comas across the UK this weekend. The epitome of dull, monotone Michael Owen, has been chosen...




































































