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Read the abhorrent racist abuse sent via Facebook by Chester resident
We've been made aware of a targeted stream of racist abuse sent by a Chester resident, and former University of Chester student, which was...
Man convinced Petrol-Station Flowers will lead to Sex
An Ellesmere Port man is absolutely certain a bunch of flowers from Sainsbury's petrol station will be enough to charm his girlfriend into a...
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What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Jacob Rees-Mogg questioned over Whitechapel murders
Victorian time traveller, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been questioned by police over a series of grizzly murders that were committed in Whitechapel, London, between 1888...
Sooty confirmed as new James Bond
Popular children’s entertainer Sooty has been confirmed as taking over from Daniel Craig in the 007 franchise. Daniel Craig’s next film, due later this...
Montoya to May: I do not think ‘Strong and Stable’ means what you think...
Swashbuckling Spaniard, Inigo Montoya, has cast doubts on Prime Minister Theresa May’s understanding of the phrase ‘Strong and Stable’.
Montoya, speaking exclusively to the Bugle,...
Everton fan regrets nipping out for some milk
Everton fan, Tom, spoke yesterday of how he severely regretting nipping out for some milk on Sunday.
After waking in the afternoon Tom (who asked...
Woman finds store opening time WITHOUT asking Facebook
An ELLESMERE PORT woman has discovered the opening time of a local shop she wanted to visit without asking on Facebook.
The woman, 32-year-old Lisa...
Gammons enraged nobody wants to own f*cking up the UK
The nation’s gammons are said to be furious that nobody wants to take ownership for utterly f*cking up the country.
Today saw Dominic Raab, the...




































































