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Gammon Furious Polish Immigrants get their own ‘station’
A particularly angry gammon, from Ellesmere Port, was reportedly FURIOUS today when he saw that Polish Immigrants had their own station. Kevin ‘Brains’ Thomas,...
Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure –...
Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...
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Rachel Riley Hospitalised Trying To Calculate Vue Cinemas’ Popcorn Profit Margin
Mathematics bombshell, Rachel Riley, has been admitted to hospital suffering from fatigue after she attempted to calculate the profit margin on popcorn enjoyed by...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
Man disappointed to find ‘Women’s Breast Stroke’ meant something else
Dean Thomas, from Ellesmere Port, was disappointed today when he had cleared his afternoon to watch the final of the Women’s Breaststroke.
Dean, who usually...
NRA approved targets featuring school children to go on sale
The NRA (National Rifle Association) is to release a set of shooting targets depicting school and college kids to help passionate shooters maximise their...
Americans insist light beer isn’t shit
Americans, this week, insisted that light beers such as ‘Bud Light’ and ‘Coors Light’ aren’t shit.
While the rest of the world, the UK in...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
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