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New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
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Local man ‘Completely Misunderstood’ “Clap for Carers”
Ellesmere Port local, Steve Baston, this week discovered he had completely misunderstood the meaning of 'Clap for Carers' after a very embarrassing visit to...
Furbies provide valuable insight into future Trump / Boris meetings
As whimsical feckless moron, Boris Johnson, moves closer to taking control of the United Kingdom, a pair of Furbies has shown what a future...
I’ve got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one – insists train enthusiast
Local Ellesmere Port train spotter, Colin Bland, claims to have 99 problems in his life but the bitch, he says, is not amongst them.
Colin...
Man buys ‘the Christmas booze’ for the third time
A Chester man has just bought the Christmas booze for the third time, we can reveal.
The man, from Blacon, has just filled up his...
Man suffers PTSD on recent trip to IKEA
An Ellesmere Port man has been diagnosed with PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) after his recent trip to IKEA, in Warrington.
Mr Men range updated with Mr Unemployed and Little Miss Brexit
In an effort to appeal to a more modern audience, the line of Mr Men and Little Miss books is receiving a make-over, with...
Piers Morgan still a cunt
It was today confirmed that annoying fat head, Piers Morgan, is still a cunt.
Rumours were circulating online yesterday...
The Station Hotel wins ‘Best Kept Pub’ in Ellesmere Port
The Station Hotel has won the coveted title of 'Best Kept Pub' in Ellesmere Port.
In a hotly contested competition, the historical Station Hotel (situated...
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