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Boris Johnson has baby he knows about
UK Prime Minister, Boris 'Shagger' Johnson has today confirmed the birth of a baby he knows about.
While becoming a father isn't a new experience...
Fans FURY as Meat Loaf now Halal
Singer Meat Loaf has sparked anger among his army of fans by becoming Halal.
Meat Loaf, or ‘Meat’ to his friends, has never appealed to...
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Wife slips into coma after husband’s Christmas fart
A woman has fallen into a coma following a particularly nasty fart released by her husband, this Christmas. The woman, 56-year-old Emily from Great...
We’re not getting younger, you’re getting older – confirm police
British police have confirmed that, contrary to popular belief, they are not getting younger. In a statement released earlier today, the police announced that...
Light snow opens up new chapter in Merseyrail excuses manual
A light dusting of snow this weekend allowed Merseyrail to open up a seldom used chapter in their excuses manual. The much-maligned train operator...
Brain-eating amoeba to swing election Trump’s way
A brain-eating amoeba that has been found in the water supply in several cities throughout Texas, is expected to swing the election in November...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
YODEL and CSA combine to create one big clusterfuck
Lovers of absolute chaos and dimwittery are rejoicing today as the Child Support Agency announced a partnership deal with parcel destroyer YODEL.
YODEL is consistently...
Facebook group admin sexually aroused by deleting posts
One of the admins of a popular Facebook group has admitted to becoming sexually aroused every time he deletes a post. The man, who...
Premier League confirms Football season to be completed on FIFA
David Pemsel, the chief executive of the Premier League, this morning confirmed the league season would be completed on the video game FIFA.
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