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EXCLUSIVE: What bin men get up to on their SIX DAYS...
We recently spent some time with some local Ellesmere Port bin men to see how they spend their ample free time. The results may...
Brighthouse now accepting human souls as payment
Popular chav store, Brighthouse, has confirmed it is now accepting human souls as payment for products in each of its 270+ shops.
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5ive looking for two new members for Ellesmere Port Summer Jam
90s boy band 5ive has announced they’re looking for two temporary members to perform on stage with them at the Ellesmere Port Summer Jam,...
Scientists PROVE giving birth ‘not that painful’
LEADING scientists have today proven that the ‘pain’ women claim to feel during childbirth is, in fact, not that painful at all.
For many years...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
Ellesmere Port wins European grant for abandoned trolley installation art
There was a huge financial boost this week for the struggling town of Ellesmere Port, as it was awarded a European grant for its...
Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure – confirms Chester Zoo
Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...
We’re not getting younger, you’re getting older – confirm police
British police have confirmed that, contrary to popular belief, they are not getting younger. In a statement released earlier today, the police announced that...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Guns to be made compulsory in US schools
President Trump today announced that US school children would be forced to carry guns while on school grounds to keep them safe from any...





































































