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Not a single problem that couldn’t be solved with more guns...
Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, declared there isn’t a single problem in the world that couldn’t be solved by adding more guns to the mix.
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Ellesmere Port becomes first UK town to ditch roundabout rules
In a bold move, Ellesmere Port has become the first town in Britain to ditch roundabout regulations, it has been revealed. Council leaders announced...
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The Station Hotel wins ‘Best Kept Pub’ in Ellesmere Port
The Station Hotel has won the coveted title of 'Best Kept Pub' in Ellesmere Port.
In a hotly contested competition, the historical Station Hotel (situated...
Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
Cat plotting revenge for owners making it look like a twat
A local cat has been quietly plotting his revenge against the owners who have dressed him up to look like a twat, it has...
We’re out out, stop asking if anyone’s seen us – say cats
The nation’s cats have issued a statement saying they’re out out, not just out, and they’re fed up of people asking if anyone’s seen...
Game of Thrones struggling to find UK locations where winter hasn’t already arrived
Producers on the hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, have been struggling to find locations within the UK for filming where winter is merely...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
Brexit Britain to Bring Back Caning in Schools
Thanks to Brexit, school children will once again behave as they used to!
New Education Secretary, Nadhim Zahawi, has made his first big promise since...
Man lists ‘taking a shit’ among his favourite pastimes
In a recent conversation with friends Ellesmere Port man, John Chubs, has listed having a good shit as one of his favourite hobbies.
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