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Man blissfully unaware facing direction he’s walking results in fewer collisions
An Ellesmere Port man recently bumped into no fewer than SEVENTEEN different people while walking around Cheshire Oaks. Each time he bumped into someone...
Arsenal to recreate Emirates atmosphere by dubbing silence over behind-closed-door games
Arsenal F.C. has today confirmed they will be recreating the atmosphere of a packed Emirates when matches resume by pumping silence into the ground...
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Free Agent Messi Refuses to Rule Out Ellesmere Port Town FC
Lionel Messi, now a free agent after his contract with FC Barcelona expired at the end of June, is looking at possible clubs for...
Dad annoyed by lack of Bond movie on Boxing Day
A local dad has just had a massive rant at the lack of any James Bond movie on the TV on Boxing Day. The...
Gran misses sitter
During last night’s football match on BT Sport, Chester-born Michael Owen was shocked to find a gran missed a sitter.
The insomnia-curing commentator is used...
BMW issues apology after selling car to man who isn’t a twat
German car manufacturer, BMW, has issued a full and unreserved apology after it emerged they sold a car to a man who isn’t a...
Cheshire Live to Launch Kerry Katona Rolling 24hr News Channel
Cheshire based 'news' outlet, Cheshire Live, has announced plans to launch its own 24hr Rolling News Channel dedicated to Cheshire celebrity Kerry Katona.
Cheshire Live...
Ellesmere Port Asda first to hire FAT PEOPLE as human bicycle racks
Chubby trouser tamers can now earn some extra pasty money by acting as bicycle racks outside Asda in Ellesmere Port.
The move was announced this...
Chester to reintroduce Roman style communal toilets
Chester is to spark a return to its Roman roots by reintroducing Roman style communal toilets. The move is part of a government scheme...
Fans FURY as Meat Loaf now Halal
Singer Meat Loaf has sparked anger among his army of fans by becoming Halal.
Meat Loaf, or ‘Meat’ to his friends, has never appealed to...
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