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Not a single problem that couldn’t be solved with more guns...
Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, declared there isn’t a single problem in the world that couldn’t be solved by adding more guns to the mix.
Speaking...
Mrs Brown’s Boys officially the second biggest cause of suicides over...
Figures released by emotional support charity, The Samaritans, show that the BBC 'comedy' Mrs Brown's Boys was responsible for the second highest number of...
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Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed.
The statue, which cost a modest...
Harry Kane changes name to ‘Black Lives Matter’ and claims every goal scored this...
Tottenham striker, Harry Kane, has officially changed his name via deed poll to Black Lives Matter and has lodged a claim with the Premier...
Game of Thrones struggling to find UK locations where winter hasn’t already arrived
Producers on the hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, have been struggling to find locations within the UK for filming where winter is merely...
Read the abhorrent racist abuse sent via Facebook by Chester resident
We've been made aware of a targeted stream of racist abuse sent by a Chester resident, and former University of Chester student, which was...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu
Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...
YODEL trials parcel delivery catapult
Parcel delivery firm YODEL is to trial a catapult to improve its ailing delivery service. The catapult, being trialled in Ellesmere Port and Chester,...





































































