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Couple only staying together because they both like getting pissed
Chester couple, Tom and Debbie Shanks, have admitted they’re only staying together because of their mutual love of getting absolutely shitfaced.
The couple have been...
Teenager explains why UK government’s porn block is bollocks
A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from...
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Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
YODEL trials parcel delivery catapult
Parcel delivery firm YODEL is to trial a catapult to improve its ailing delivery service. The catapult, being trialled in Ellesmere Port and Chester,...
Man blissfully unaware facing direction he’s walking results in fewer collisions
An Ellesmere Port man recently bumped into no fewer than SEVENTEEN different people while walking around Cheshire Oaks. Each time he bumped into someone...
Room without a roof not particularly ‘happy’ Pharrell informed
Popular rapper Pharrell Williams has been informed that a room missing its roof isn’t particularly happy, correcting his earlier confusion.
In an upbeat tune, Pharrell...
Couple delighted to pay three times price for TV from Brighthouse
A Chester couple, Martha and Mark Macintosh, have commented on their excitement at purchasing a £300 TV from Brighthouse for a total cost of...
The X Factor Live Shows Week 1 confirmed as Chesney Hawkes Week
As the annual TV singing competition, The X Factor, heads towards the live shows the theme for the first week has been leaked online.
The...
Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game
Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...





































































