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BMW issues apology after selling car to man who isn’t a...
German car manufacturer, BMW, has issued a full and unreserved apology after it emerged they sold a car to a man who isn’t a...
Welshman lasts nearly two days into ‘Go Sober for October’, sets...
Bryn Thomas, from Chester, lasted almost 12 hours into October 2nd without consuming alcohol for the month. He had planned, as he does every...
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NRA approved targets featuring school children to go on sale
The NRA (National Rifle Association) is to release a set of shooting targets depicting school and college kids to help passionate shooters maximise their...
HR explains error of man’s Secret Santa vibrator gift
A Chester man has been hauled in front of his firm’s HR department after purchasing a vibrator as a Secret Santa gift for a...
Free Agent Messi Refuses to Rule Out Ellesmere Port Town FC
Lionel Messi, now a free agent after his contract with FC Barcelona expired at the end of June, is looking at possible clubs for...
Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
EU orders UK supermarkets to stop baking French products
In another swipe at the UK’s decision to vote for Brexit, the EU has ordered three of the four big UK supermarkets to stop...
Ellesmere Port twinned with LazyTown
Cheshire West and Chester Council is pleased to announce that Ellesmere Port has just confirmed a second town twinning arrangement, with LazyTown, in Iceland....
Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings
A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...
YOLO Tells Momo to F.O.
YOLO has returned from 2011 to tell Momo to Fuck Off, it has been confirmed.
YOLO, which means You Only Live Once and was coined...





































































