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Londoner phones Liverpool and spends 10 minutes speaking with fax machine
A businessman from London recently spent 10 minutes on the phone to a fax machine, believing he was speaking with a scouser.
The man, thirty-eight-year-old...
40-year-old toy collector definitely NOT a sociopath
A man in his early forties has revealed he is absolutely not a sociopath, despite his preference for small plastic robots over people.
The man,...
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Ellesmere Port police issues WARNING over gang of wanted fugitives
Locals in Ellesmere Port have been warned by police to be vigilant over a gang of escaped convicts who are believed to be active...
Man blissfully unaware facing direction he’s walking results in fewer collisions
An Ellesmere Port man recently bumped into no fewer than SEVENTEEN different people while walking around Cheshire Oaks. Each time he bumped into someone...
HR explains error of man’s Secret Santa vibrator gift
A Chester man has been hauled in front of his firm’s HR department after purchasing a vibrator as a Secret Santa gift for a...
Kids and Gays locked in BITTER tussle over Rainbow ownership
The UK's children have staged a coup against the gays to take back control of the rainbow symbol, it has been confirmed.
The rainbow has...
Compulsory purchase order may pave way for Disneyland: Ellesmere Port
A secret compulsory purchase order may see as many as 175 Ellesmere Port homes bought up by the Disney Corporation to construct one of...
One scolding tap and one freezing tap best way to wash hands – claim...
Whisking your hands quickly between two taps is by far the most effective way to wash your hands, say Brits.
While the rest of the...
Chester restaurant charges breastfeeding mum corkage fee
An Italian restaurant in Chester has caused outrage among mothers’ groups after it charged a breastfeeding mother a corkage fee for feeding her child.
The...
McDonald’s to trial vending machines in Ellesmere Port
Peddler of high calorie children’s’ meals, McDonald’s, is to trial new vending machines in Ellesmere Port due to the uproar caused by the recent...