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Heart 80s to open second box of records
Popular UK radio station, Heart 80s, has confirmed it is to open a second box of records. Currently the whole radio station is operating...
Countess of Chester Hospital replaces Emergency Unit with Healing Crystals Ward
Chester’s nearest hospital has taken the unusual step of scrapping its emergency ward in favour of a new Healing Crystals ward.
The move was made...
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Ellesmere Port features on latest ‘Call of Duty: Zombies’ map
In a recent interview, one of game developer Treyarch's lead coders revealed some interesting news about the latest DLC (downloadable content) for their zombie...
Government hires YODEL to deliver Brexit
In a move of unrivaled incompetence, the Tory government has hired parcel-delivery shirkers YODEL to deliver Brexit. YODEL, it was revealed by this week's...
Brexit Britain to Bring Back Caning in Schools
Thanks to Brexit, school children will once again behave as they used to!
New Education Secretary, Nadhim Zahawi, has made his first big promise since...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
Requests for ‘bouncy castles’ on Facebook confirmed as code for plus size prostitutes
When people ask for recommendations for bouncy castles on Facebook, they’re really asking for recommendations for large prostitutes, it has been revealed.
Facebook users have,...
Man suffers PTSD on recent trip to IKEA
An Ellesmere Port man has been diagnosed with PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) after his recent trip to IKEA, in Warrington.
The thirty-two-year-old man, from...
Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed.
The statue, which cost a modest...
Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...



































































