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Piers Morgan still a cunt
It was today confirmed that annoying fat head, Piers Morgan, is still a cunt.
Rumours were circulating online yesterday that the argumentative
tosspot was no longer...
People who put milk in tea first have lower IQs, confirm...
A new report from leading scientists has confirmed that people who put their milk in their tea before the water suffer from lower intelligence....
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Facebook Likes marginally better than prayers, confirms Pope
Pope Francis has today confirmed that Facebook 'likes' are marginally better than prayers when it comes to offering them in support of a worthwhile...
Cheshire College first to offer language course in Animated GIFs
The Ellesmere Port campus of Cheshire College is the first of its kind in the UK to offer a languages course in Animated GIFs.
The...
Man buys ‘the Christmas booze’ for the third time
A Chester man has just bought the Christmas booze for the third time, we can reveal.
The man, from Blacon, has just filled up his...
Transphobic literature posted through Ellesmere Port doors by Sally James – Party of Women
In advance of the upcoming elections this week, a member of a party standing for election has been leafleting parts of Ellesmere Port with...
Tories launch Twat replacement service
As the Tories lose yet another twat, Therese May has followed the nation’s woeful train operators in launching a ‘twat replacement service’.
Train operators, such...
Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs
Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.
Boris walked out of the job...
Woman who adopted Chester Zoo lion didn’t know she’d have to home it
Lucy Taylor, a twenty-six-year-old woman from Girton Road, Ellesmere Port, was shocked to discover she had to find space in her home for a...
Teenager explains why UK government’s porn block is bollocks
A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from...
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