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Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings
A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...
Chester FC Confirms Club Will NOT Be Joining European Super League
A club spokesman for Chester FC has confirmed the club will not be joining the proposed European Super League.
The new plans have seen English...
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Whitby Park Summer Jam 2018 to be women only
Next summer’s Summer Jam, in Whitby Park, is to be for women only on the Saturday – it has been revealed.
The event was a...
Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs
A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...
Racist morons shocked chief racist moron banned from Twitter
A cluster of racist idiots have expressed their dismay on the social networking website, Twitter, about the banning of their imperious leader.
The decision by...
YODEL and CSA combine to create one big clusterfuck
Lovers of absolute chaos and dimwittery are rejoicing today as the Child Support Agency announced a partnership deal with parcel destroyer YODEL.
YODEL is consistently...
Pancake Day: Day dedicated to flat-chested women
Today marks the annual day dedicated to women with small headlamps: Pancake Day.
While religion enthusiasts, and people who like to eat masses of food...
Facebook group admin sexually aroused by deleting posts
One of the admins of a popular Facebook group has admitted to becoming sexually aroused every time he deletes a post. The man, who...
Multi-millionaire Nigel Farage ‘on my side’ insists feckless moron
Feckless moron, Steve Dobbs, insists Nigel Farage is on his side and is a ‘man of the people’.
Despite working a zero hours contract that...
Fans FURY as Meat Loaf now Halal
Singer Meat Loaf has sparked anger among his army of fans by becoming Halal.
Meat Loaf, or ‘Meat’ to his friends, has never appealed to...