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Baggage handlers targeted on breakages – confirms Manchester Airport
A spokesperson for Manchester Airport has confirmed what passengers had believed for many years: their baggage handlers are actually targeted on breakages.
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Gerry McCann to enter the jungle
Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...
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Donald Trump cancels King’s Landing visit
Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, has cancelled his visit to King’s Landing amid fears he wouldn’t be welcome in Westeros by the Lannisters.
Trump was due...
Jeremy Corbyn questioned over Madeleine McCann disappearance
Under-fire Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been interviewed by police over the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. His alleged connection to the disappearance of McCann,...
English F.A. accidentally appoints wrong Neville after Phil answers Gary’s phone
The English F.A. was left red-faced this morning after they realised they had appointed Phil Neville instead of Gary Neville as the manager of...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
Jim Davidson finds work as Saudi Arabia allows women drivers
Outdated cockney comedian Jim Davidson has become relevant in Saudi Arabia after they allowed women drivers for the first time.
The ‘comedian’, famed for his...
Tories launch Twat replacement service
As the Tories lose yet another twat, Therese May has followed the nation’s woeful train operators in launching a ‘twat replacement service’.
Train operators, such...
Man with tape to replace traffic lights in Ellesmere Port
After an initial trial this weekend at Cheshire Oaks, all traffic lights in Ellesmere Port will be replaced by men holding a bit of...
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