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Costa Coffee to open new coffee shops inside people’s houses
Virally spreading coffee chain, Costa Coffee, has launched a new scheme to open coffee shops inside the homes of customers, and the expanding company...
Free Agent Messi Refuses to Rule Out Ellesmere Port Town FC
Lionel Messi, now a free agent after his contract with FC Barcelona expired at the end of June, is looking at possible clubs for...
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Multi-millionaire Nigel Farage ‘on my side’ insists feckless moron
Feckless moron, Steve Dobbs, insists Nigel Farage is on his side and is a ‘man of the people’.
Despite working a zero hours contract that...
Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6
The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...
Costa to open new Costa inside a Costa
Costa Coffee announced this week it was planning to open a new branch of Costa inside an existing Costa.
We recently reported how the coffee...
Queen watching Suits on Netflix to find out who Meghan Markle is
The Queen has been hurriedly watching Suits, on Netflix, in a bid to find out who this girl is who will be marrying her...
Trump gamifies executions with real games of HANGMAN
In an attempt to make state executions more interesting, and appealing to the public, President Trump has introduced the ‘gamification’ of executions.
Gamification is a...
Wrexham to force all away fans to speak Welsh
Chester FC's bitter rival, Wrexham A.F.C has confirmed that any away fans visiting the Racecourse Ground for football matches will be required to conduct...
Couple only staying together because they both like getting pissed
Chester couple, Tom and Debbie Shanks, have admitted they’re only staying together because of their mutual love of getting absolutely shitfaced.
The couple have been...
Coronation Street / Eastenders Crossover to create Combined Soap Universe
Soap fans are in for a real treat later this year as plans have been announced for a Combined Soap Universe (CSU) to rival...