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New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by...
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
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TARDIS requires extension to fit John Bishop’s teeth
Following the news that scouse comedian, John Bishop, was joining the ranks of Doctor Who it has been confirmed by the BBC that the...
Montoya to May: I do not think ‘Strong and Stable’ means what you think...
Swashbuckling Spaniard, Inigo Montoya, has cast doubts on Prime Minister Theresa May’s understanding of the phrase ‘Strong and Stable’.
Montoya, speaking exclusively to the Bugle,...
Facebook requests for ‘Eye Tint TIA’ confirmed as code for ANAL BLEACHING
Eye Tint TIA actually means 'Anal Bleaching - Troublesome Itchy Anus' it has been revealed.
Frequent requests on Facebook groups for someone to do ‘Eye...
Police helicopter befuddles bemused locals
The presence of the police helicopter in Ellesmere Port causes utter commotion every time it takes to the air, it has been confirmed. The...
We’re not getting younger, you’re getting older – confirm police
British police have confirmed that, contrary to popular belief, they are not getting younger. In a statement released earlier today, the police announced that...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
Man with tape to replace traffic lights in Ellesmere Port
After an initial trial this weekend at Cheshire Oaks, all traffic lights in Ellesmere Port will be replaced by men holding a bit of...
I’ve already completed new Man City sponsor Tinder, claims Raheem Sterling
Diminutive money-grabber, Raheem Sterling, claims to have already completed the game Tinder as they were announced as Manchester City’s new shirt sleeve sponsor earlier...