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Boris Johnson has baby he knows about
UK Prime Minister, Boris 'Shagger' Johnson has today confirmed the birth of a baby he knows about.
While becoming a father isn't a new experience...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
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Heart 80s to open second box of records
Popular UK radio station, Heart 80s, has confirmed it is to open a second box of records. Currently the whole radio station is operating...
Man’s idea of cleaning the bathroom “different to wife’s”, research finds
An Ellesmere Port man has recently discovered his attempts to clean the bathroom are not up to the standard his wife was expecting.
James Tomkins,...
Doctor prescribes Facebook ‘like and share’ treatment for Cancer sufferer
A Cancer specialist at the Countess of Chester Hospital has taken the radical step of prescribing a course of Facebook likes and shares for...
Trump gamifies executions with real games of HANGMAN
In an attempt to make state executions more interesting, and appealing to the public, President Trump has introduced the ‘gamification’ of executions.
Gamification is a...
Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners
It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...
Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP
The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...
EU orders UK supermarkets to stop baking French products
In another swipe at the UK’s decision to vote for Brexit, the EU has ordered three of the four big UK supermarkets to stop...
NFL player takes knee in protest, accidentally gets engaged to cheerleader
NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the national anthem this weekend to protest Donald Trump, and inadvertently found himself engaged to cheerleader...