New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
Coinstar CEO laughing tits off at poor who give him money
The CEO of Coinstar, Erik E. Prusch, has been laughing his absolute tits off at all of the poor people who chuck their money...
Brighthouse now accepting human souls as payment
Popular chav store, Brighthouse, has confirmed it is now accepting human souls as payment for products in each of its 270+ shops.
The ‘rent to...
Chester FC needs to raise £50,000 to pay interest on £5 Wonga loan from...
Chester FC has announced it is in deep financial bother this week as it needs to raise £50,000 by the end of the month...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
Family of meerkats escapes Chester Zoo
An entire family of meerkats has plotted and executed a daring escape from Chester Zoo, it was confirmed earlier today.
According to sources, the meerkats...
Ellesmere Port man SHOCKED things in other towns cost more than a pound
A local man, Kevin Jones, has revealed his utter shock that items available from shops in towns other than Ellesmere Port cost more than...
Couple delighted to pay three times price for TV from Brighthouse
A Chester couple, Martha and Mark Macintosh, have commented on their excitement at purchasing a £300 TV from Brighthouse for a total cost of...
