Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs
A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...
Ellesmere Port features on latest ‘Call of Duty: Zombies’ map
In a recent interview, one of game developer Treyarch's lead coders revealed some interesting news about the latest DLC (downloadable content) for their zombie...
Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
Nokia 3310 found in drawer after 20 years still has 70% battery
Kevin Moody, a roofer from Ellesmere Port, has recently cleared out his 'man draw' looking for a key to the shed when he stumbled...
Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
Racist morons shocked chief racist moron banned from Twitter
A cluster of racist idiots have expressed their dismay on the social networking website, Twitter, about the banning of their imperious leader.
The decision by...
Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women
Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women.
Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...
