An Ellesmere Port man is so pissed off with all of the Veganuary crap from hippies and students that he’s taken to eating more meat to restore the balance.
Tom Potts, from Little Sutton, has had more than enough of Karens and Justins all taking to Facebook to tell everyone how they’re ‘going vegan for January’. Tom, worried there will be an imbalance in the meat force, has pledged to treble his meat consumption this month for fear of a surplus of animals.
Tom is now eating five burgers, nine sausages and three steaks every day. This is in additional to the occasional pack of mini pork pies, Greggs’ sausage rolls, bacon sarnies and Cornish pasties he usually eats every day.
Tom explained his thinking to the Bugle:
These f*cking Vegans really piss me off. Vegan this and Vegan that. Tossers. I’m eating the meat they’re leaving, so they’re wasting their time. Twats.
Tom added:
Animals are for eating. Why else would they be made out of meat?
Veganuary follower, Karen Smith, from Wolverham Road, contested:
Tom is a pig and meat is murder. I’m fully fledged Vegan now, unless the Vegan option isn’t very nice. In which case I’ll have the fish or chicken.
