Mumsnet to rebrand as Karensnet
Popular man-bashing website, Mumsnet, is to be rebranded as Karensnet, it has been confirmed.
The website, for mums and by mums, has for many years...
Chester seeks new name as Manchester drops ‘Man’ to become Chester
The City of Chester is looking for a new name following the decision by Manchester to drop the masculine 'Man' from its name, becoming...
3-Second Rule Becomes UK Law post Brexit
The popular '3-second rule', where it is believed that food that has been dropped on the floor is fine to eat so long as...
One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn
The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...
TARDIS requires extension to fit John Bishop’s teeth
Following the news that scouse comedian, John Bishop, was joining the ranks of Doctor Who it has been confirmed by the BBC that the...
Rachel Riley Hospitalised Trying To Calculate Vue Cinemas’ Popcorn Profit Margin
Mathematics bombshell, Rachel Riley, has been admitted to hospital suffering from fatigue after she attempted to calculate the profit margin on popcorn enjoyed by...
“I’m not a bully, you big fat gay spazz!” says Priti Patel
Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has dismissed claims she's demonstrated bullying traits, by insisting her accuser is just a "big fat gay spazz".
In a shocking...
Brain-eating amoeba to swing election Trump’s way
A brain-eating amoeba that has been found in the water supply in several cities throughout Texas, is expected to swing the election in November...
Tommy Robinson & Katie Hopkins FORCED to wear ‘Full Burka’ in shops
Famed racists, Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins, are said to be 'saddened' at having to wear full burkas when they go shopping due to...
Fake crowd sounds at Chelsea games to include racist chanting
A Premier League spokesperson has confirmed that all of Chelsea FC's remaining home games to be broadcast live will include racist chanting with the...
