Boris to AXE Child Support Agency as it’s costing him a f*cking wad
In a bold move, Boris Johnson has announced he is axing the Child Support Agency, effective immediately, due it the amount of money the...
Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game
Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...
New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced
MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...
John Lewis Christmas Ad takes unexpectedly dark turn
This year's Christmas Ad from retailer John Lewis has been slammed after taking a very dark turn in the final scene.
The advert features an...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings
A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...
Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
Richard Branson files for bankruptcy after booking Manchester to London on own train
Bonkers billionaire Branson Bankrupt after booking a last-minute fair on one of his own trains this week.
Richard Branson made the schoolboy error of buying...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
