Fake crowd sounds at Chelsea games to include racist chanting
A Premier League spokesperson has confirmed that all of Chelsea FC's remaining home games to be broadcast live will include racist chanting with the...
Harry Kane changes name to ‘Black Lives Matter’ and claims every goal scored this...
Tottenham striker, Harry Kane, has officially changed his name via deed poll to Black Lives Matter and has lodged a claim with the Premier...
Coronation Street / Eastenders Crossover to create Combined Soap Universe
Soap fans are in for a real treat later this year as plans have been announced for a Combined Soap Universe (CSU) to rival...
Trump Declares ‘The Tufty Club’ a terrorist organisation
Tangerine-coloured president, Donald Trump, this morning declared the radical furry outfit known as 'The Tufty Club' a 'terrorist organisation'.
The Tufty Club has operated beneath...
Boris Johnson has baby he knows about
UK Prime Minister, Boris 'Shagger' Johnson has today confirmed the birth of a baby he knows about.
While becoming a father isn't a new experience...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Greggs announces sale of first Vegan sausage roll
Popular cholesterol peddler, Greggs, has today announced the very first sale of a Vegan sausage roll.
The completely meat-free sausage rolls were first put on...
