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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle

Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia. Actress, author and all-round nut-job...

Britain devastated ‘wrong ginger’ leaving country

The UK is said to be absolutely devastated to discover the ginger packing up and leaving for the USA is NOT Ed Sheeran. When news...

“I Told You I’d F*cking Get Rid Of Her!” – Kate Middleton yells at...

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, shocked onlookers today with a foul-mouthed outburst directed at Meghan Markle. Middleton, who was in Chester to open new...

Boris to AXE Child Support Agency as it’s costing him a f*cking wad

In a bold move, Boris Johnson has announced he is axing the Child Support Agency, effective immediately, due it the amount of money the...

Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game

Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...

New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced

MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...

John Lewis Christmas Ad takes unexpectedly dark turn

This year's Christmas Ad from retailer John Lewis has been slammed after taking a very dark turn in the final scene. The advert features an...

‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg

The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...

Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings

A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...

Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server

Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...

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