Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek Tots’, is due to open next week and will feature an open day on the Thursday.

The nursery will also feature a special dining area, where parents can go to get away from the hustle and bustle of parent life and enjoy a quiet meal on their own, safe in the knowledge their children are being looked after. The restaurant will offer Portuguese themed cuisine, a favourite of the McCanns.

Parents who would like to learn from the McCanns’ famed parenting techniques can also take special classes at the childminding centre, where Kate and Gerry will be teaching parents how to look after their children properly.


One of the classes taught at the childminding centre will be Gerry McCann’s class on ‘how to clean up a mess your child has made’ – which Gerry says is a great lesson for parents and something that has served him well in the past.

Some children playing, while their parents are in the restaurant.

In an exclusive interview with the Bugle, Kate McCann commented:

Speaking as a loving parent, I hope to pass on our knowledge to other parents so they can become as trusted role models as we are.

The childminding centre opens next Friday, with an open day on the Thursday so parents can experience first-hand what the McCanns’ children have experienced and benefited from growing up.

Will you be attending the open day next week? Will you be taking your children to Hide and Seek Tots? Let us know in the comments below.


  1. Absolutely fantastic. I was told there’s a 3 for 2 offer, is that right? And if my hubby and our friends wish to dine on the Portuguese style food, can you assure us that we will not be interrupted by screaming toddlers?

  2. I understand the 3 for 2 offer now. Bring 3 children and leave with 2, what a novel idea! Really looking forward to the tapas and also the parenting classes. I really admire the mccanns. They way they dusted themselves down and threw themselves into this project is highly commendable. In fact I think the couple ought to be nominated for the Queens next b’day honours. I don’t know if any other couple being able to moneyspin like this pair and they’re so generous as the small toy shop in the town where they live, has been on the verge of closing down for over a decade, but every year, Gerry and Kate make their pilgrimage to the shop so as to spend the funds they raised on presents for their eldest daughter which they wrap up and leave in their eldest daughters room. They don’t get anything for the twins but they should be grateful for their holidays. The publishers and printers of Kate’s book also did well from their generosity. Writing a book of bullshit which thousands bought, enabled many people to remain in employment. They’ve also kept policemen in work when the police commissioner said jobs must go… they kindly started another round of publicity seeking on This Morning , Lorraine and Kate appeared on Loose Women and another police investigation began. I am really looking forward to Hide and Seek tots. I also heard that Kate and Gerry were thinking of fostering problem children. That’s how good they are.

  3. Surely this is a joke. They cannot even look after their own children let alone other peoples. I would not let my worst enemy children near them.

  4. Discussing! I’m a parent myself!! N took my children abroad but never left them on their own!! It’s terrible how you both think (mcanns!) you going to teach other parents how yo look after their children!’ Ya need a lesson yourselfs!! My children would sertenly NOT be attending your nursery I’ve heared it all now! I’d prob never see them again! You want to be ashamed of your selfs!! Am ansolutly disgusted! Look for ya daughter instead of be so caring of others!

  5. Absolute jokes can’t even look after the kids you have and you are saying u are opening a place for kids to go no chance u shouldn’t even have them twins u have discraceful behaviour.

  6. this has to be a joke right- the name alone, if this is true is actually quite sick. I for one would not let them near my children and would not leave my children with them.

    Unfortunately whatever happened that meant their little girl got taken/lost has tainted the pair- and so to open a business in the area in which you are constant gossip and using up alot of tax payers money- when other children do not get a look in, means this will be a very short lived and un-welcomed business.

  7. Scary how many ppl don’t question anything! Ahemukpoliceahem… I sincerely hope this new establishment isn’t the same as the old establishment they were part of because they were responsible for

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  9. Got my 3 year old a place here and have signed up to some of their courses for parents too. Particularly looking forward to the digging module in the organic gardening programme.

  10. Wow! This looks very professional and I imagine that it took a great deal of planning and constructing as well as lots of your valuable and precious time and effort that You most likely could ill afford to waste Either eh. I must say it’s an absolute privilege to have stumbled across this and I really cannot recall the last time I read anything that made me laugh as loud as hard or as long as this. I think that what you have ingeniously put together here is astounding and incomprehensible really to be honest. It’s immediately obvious that you are an invaluable prominent leading member of an enormous global social society which sadly forces you to endure a relentless barrage of incalculable amounts of opposing gender fixation. Knowing that it’s biologically impossible I can only assume that the immeasurable amounts of wit,humour and sarcasm that you are so very obviously in possession of can only be the result of numerous genetic enhancement procedures. Therefore I’m am in no doubt what so ever that your matter was constructed from The combined DNA of every intellectual mind that has ever existed throughout history and I must say I’m quite frankly astonished by the level of advancement in human evolution that’s being portrayed here.

  11. I know this is all a joke, just a little “haha, satire” but this was in poor taste. This is the lowest of low brow.
    Hope when your child gets kidnapped you’ll have people making jokes to you of “wow, they’re a really good hide and seek player.”
    Please be better.

  12. Darren – you’re a complete waste of blood and organs. You should have been drowned at Birth you festering turd. I further suspect that your parents innocently and unintentionally reared the afterbirth and called it “Darren” derived from “tree” or thick as a plank.

  13. Hi Darren,
    I am related to little Maddie, and Find this sick.
    I have a few ideas and games for when I see you very soon, I hope you find them fun 👍

  14. Disgusting comments . I know mad dies aunt very well and that poor family suffer daily, regardless of what you all think this family destroyed with a huge loss. All so quick to laugh and joke and blame.. God help you all if u had to live through such an ordeal ..not so funny or critical then! Bunch of judging twats !

  15. Simply they are to blame for the disapearce of the child and I find this brilliant 😂😂😂 I think Madeline wants to come home now

  16. Simone Smith wow imagine if Karen Matthews staged her shannons disappearance abroad she may have just got away with it with no jail time! these to need taking out to pasture and shooting right in between the eyes and their twins should be with responsible adults you know two good upstanding members of the community

  17. Sorry but this is just not funny. The McCanns may have made a terrible mistake and have paid the ultimate price. They have to live with this for the rest of their lives. Poking fun at this terrible tragedy is not funny and not clever. We all make mistakes and thankfully never pay a terrible price, however thats only by luck and not by judgement. Lets hope some of you guys never have to pay the ultimate price for one of your mostakes.

      • It should have read mistake as you know Darren. Please go and troll someone else as that seems to have been your main purpose with this thread. I stand by my point. Its not funny, its tragic. This joke belongs in the gutter.

          • It may be your site but you trol anyone who does not have your sick sence of humor and somehow has the decency to tell you you are wrong. So Fuck off you muppet.

          • I can’t troll you (two ‘l’s) if you piss off. One of us is posting content on their own site, to their audience, and one of us is bitching on about their opinion like anyone gives a fuck on someone else’s website. Guess who is who?

      • Darren, whilst I know the whole point is to sartirical, there does come a point where it can be taken too far. For me this is one of those times. We are not just talking about the McCanns as parents, we are talking about the other sibblings and extended family. Their suffering will never end, and for me this is joke is too near the bone to be funny.

  18. Suffering of their own bringing.

    If I cut my own hand off, I could hardly complain I can’t do my zip up.

    Whatever the truth is that night, they are to blame.

    Someone will always get upset by jokes.

    Don’t get MADdie about it.

  19. Absolute vile specimen you are Darren, cunt of a man! And I’m guessing you was abused as a child, or maybe you still do because you have begun to like enjoy it

  20. I don’t understand how they both are not locked up for life. There is a huge amount of evidence proving they killed there daughter. Kate killed her and gerry framed her disappearence. All because they wanted a fancy kid free meal without organising a babysitter.

  21. Is one of the lessons the right amount of drugs per child so u can have a peaceful meal. 🤔 think my son and I will pass. Funny joke who would trust those two with their kids? X

  22. Could you please write an article on the new JEFFREY DHALMER BBQ Restaurant Chain?
    I’ve heard that you can by into the Restaurant Chain and own your own franchise.
    Searia Kett Vorza

  23. The police need to open up another investigation into them again. I remember seeing the first press conference with the Macanes and I thought to myself they did it the guilt was all over their faces and that opinion has never changed. They should just admit it and we can all then finally say I told you so 👍

  24. Yes of course I’ll be taking my children along to the open day and hopefully, if I’m lucky enough (and indeed my children are lucky enough) I’ll get them enrolled full time at Hide And Seek Tots!
    I would just trust anyone with my kids BUT I would completely trust the McCann’s 110% with my kids. They are very responsible people and highly trustworthy.

    Only one thing, I dont have any kids yet, does anyone think there will be a problem getting them enrolled???


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