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O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’

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The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...

3-Second Rule Becomes UK Law post Brexit

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The popular '3-second rule', where it is believed that food that has been dropped on the floor is fine to eat so long as...

One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn

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The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...

TARDIS requires extension to fit John Bishop’s teeth

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Following the news that scouse comedian, John Bishop, was joining the ranks of Doctor Who it has been confirmed by the BBC that the...

Rachel Riley Hospitalised Trying To Calculate Vue Cinemas’ Popcorn Profit Margin

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Mathematics bombshell, Rachel Riley, has been admitted to hospital suffering from fatigue after she attempted to calculate the profit margin on popcorn enjoyed by...

“I’m not a bully, you big fat gay spazz!” says Priti Patel

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Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has dismissed claims she's demonstrated bullying traits, by insisting her accuser is just a "big fat gay spazz". In a shocking...

Internet DESTROYED as everyone removes Harry Maguire from Fantasy Football Team

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The Internet was broken this morning, for a period of four hours, as everyone in the UK simultaneously attempted to remove ironing-board headed Harry...

Brain-eating amoeba to swing election Trump’s way

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A brain-eating amoeba that has been found in the water supply in several cities throughout Texas, is expected to swing the election in November...

Read the abhorrent racist abuse sent via Facebook by Chester resident

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We've been made aware of a targeted stream of racist abuse sent by a Chester resident, and former University of Chester student, which was...

Tommy Robinson & Katie Hopkins FORCED to wear ‘Full Burka’ in shops

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Famed racists, Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins, are said to be 'saddened' at having to wear full burkas when they go shopping due to...

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