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Chester FC Confirms Club Will NOT Be Joining European Super League

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A club spokesman for Chester FC has confirmed the club will not be joining the proposed European Super League. The new plans have seen English...

Chester seeks new name as Manchester drops ‘Man’ to become Chester

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The City of Chester is looking for a new name following the decision by Manchester to drop the masculine 'Man' from its name, becoming...

O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’

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The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...

3-Second Rule Becomes UK Law post Brexit

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The popular '3-second rule', where it is believed that food that has been dropped on the floor is fine to eat so long as...

One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn

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The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...

TARDIS requires extension to fit John Bishop’s teeth

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Following the news that scouse comedian, John Bishop, was joining the ranks of Doctor Who it has been confirmed by the BBC that the...

Rachel Riley Hospitalised Trying To Calculate Vue Cinemas’ Popcorn Profit Margin

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Mathematics bombshell, Rachel Riley, has been admitted to hospital suffering from fatigue after she attempted to calculate the profit margin on popcorn enjoyed by...

“I’m not a bully, you big fat gay spazz!” says Priti Patel

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Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has dismissed claims she's demonstrated bullying traits, by insisting her accuser is just a "big fat gay spazz". In a shocking...

Internet DESTROYED as everyone removes Harry Maguire from Fantasy Football Team

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The Internet was broken this morning, for a period of four hours, as everyone in the UK simultaneously attempted to remove ironing-board headed Harry...

Brain-eating amoeba to swing election Trump’s way

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A brain-eating amoeba that has been found in the water supply in several cities throughout Texas, is expected to swing the election in November...

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