Woman asking for recommendations on Facebook really wants the cheapest
An Ellesmere Port woman posting on Facebook for personal recommendations isn’t in the slightest bit interested in the quality, it has been confirmed. Twenty-six-year-old...
Tourette’s revealed as hoax by people who like swearing
Popular comedic disorder, Tourette’s, which sees people swear their tits off at inappropriate moments, has been revealed as a hoax, it has been confirmed.
The...
Reduced capacity in pubs means ONLY professional drinkers allowed
With the UK's pubs set to open on July 4th a plea has gone out to the country's professional drinkers to make up the...
4×4 drivers especially smug this morning
Some light snowfall in certain areas of the UK, including Ellesmere Port and Chester, has resulted in increased smugness levels from 4x4 drivers.
The smugness...
One scolding tap and one freezing tap best way to wash hands – claim...
Whisking your hands quickly between two taps is by far the most effective way to wash your hands, say Brits.
While the rest of the...
Grapes reclassified as ‘wine foetuses’ by alcohol rights campaigners
A bold campaign by alcohol rights groups is expected to be successful in labelling grapes as wine foetuses, giving grapes the same rights as...
Ellesmere Port Asda first to hire FAT PEOPLE as human bicycle racks
Chubby trouser tamers can now earn some extra pasty money by acting as bicycle racks outside Asda in Ellesmere Port.
The move was announced this...
Local tip voted third best day out in Ellesmere Port
The Ellesmere Port tip has been voted the third best day out for local residents, in a recent survey, it has been revealed.
The tip...
Ellesmere Port residents to be hit by proposed new Trolley Tax
Residents of ELLESMERE PORT are expected to be some of the worst affected in the UK if the Tories' new proposed ‘Trolley Tax’ is...
Council blames Chester wall collapse on dodgy Roman builders
Cheshire West and Chester Council has issued a statement 'condemning the shoddy workmanship' of the Roman builders after a section of the Roman walls...
