Man teaches children patience by taking them to Harvester for lunch
An Ellesmere Port dad has taught his children the valuable lesson of patience by taking them for lunch at the Harvester on Stanney Oaks....
Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day
The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...
Local tip voted third best day out in Ellesmere Port
The Ellesmere Port tip has been voted the third best day out for local residents, in a recent survey, it has been revealed.
The tip...
Chester Zoo to open exhibit of Ellesmere Port men
The popular tourist attraction, Chester Zoo, has announced it is to open an exhibit featuring men from Ellesmere Port. The exhibit, entitled ‘Primitive Port’,...
Man with tape to replace traffic lights in Ellesmere Port
After an initial trial this weekend at Cheshire Oaks, all traffic lights in Ellesmere Port will be replaced by men holding a bit of...
All You Can Eat Restaurant’s salad cart remains untouched for 9th straight year
The salad cart at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, in Chester, has never been so much as touched since the restaurant opened, nine years ago.
The restaurant...
40-year-old toy collector definitely NOT a sociopath
A man in his early forties has revealed he is absolutely not a sociopath, despite his preference for small plastic robots over people.
The man,...
Coinstar CEO laughing tits off at poor who give him money
The CEO of Coinstar, Erik E. Prusch, has been laughing his absolute tits off at all of the poor people who chuck their money...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
Man’s idea of cleaning the bathroom “different to wife’s”, research finds
An Ellesmere Port man has recently discovered his attempts to clean the bathroom are not up to the standard his wife was expecting.
James Tomkins,...
