Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP
The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...
7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours
In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving,
condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying the
shit out...
Scientists PROVE giving birth ‘not that painful’
LEADING scientists have today proven that the ‘pain’ women claim to feel during childbirth is, in fact, not that painful at all.
For many years...
Chester to reintroduce Roman style communal toilets
Chester is to spark a return to its Roman roots by reintroducing Roman style communal toilets. The move is part of a government scheme...
Ellesmere Port votes ‘NO’ on incest ban
A proposed ban on inbreeding in Ellesmere Port, the last UK town where the practice is permitted, has been heavily defeated in this weekend’s...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Vegan cheese added to Banned Substances List
The World Anti Doping Agency has confirmed that Vegan cheese has been added to its banned substances list. This means no athlete can consume...
Costa to open new Costa inside a Costa
Costa Coffee announced this week it was planning to open a new branch of Costa inside an existing Costa.
We recently reported how the coffee...
Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
Woman gives money to homeless man and DOESN’T post it on Facebook
An Ellesmere Port woman this week gave some money, and some food, to a local homeless man but neglected to tell the world on...
