People with “Be Kind” on their profile photo “Absolute Twats” study finds
The current trend of adding "Be Kind" to your profile photo on Facebook has been taken up by the country's biggest pricks, it has...
Dolphin gets tattoo of human on its arse
Blue Planet Aquarium, in Ellesmere Port, announced this morning that one of its dolphins had acquired a tattoo. The dolphin, named Jackson, has a...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
Ellesmere Port Summer Jam Double Booked with Nudist Festival
Sunday 'jammers' need to be as naked as nature intended, it has been confirmed.
Last year we reported how this summer’s Ellesmere Port Summer Jam...
Police release image of man sought over ‘incident’ in Whitby Park
CHESHIRE Police has released an image from CCTV showing a man they're interested in speaking with over an incident in Whitby Park this weekend.
The...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
Surviving coronavirus: How to know when it’s time to eat grandma
With many families in the UK currently self-isolating, one question remains at the forefront of everyone's thoughts: how do you know when the time...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
Creepy old men looking forward to giving sweets to kids
It’s that time of the year again when creepy old men can hand out sweets to young children without society judging them for their...
