0.5 C
Chester
Saturday, January 16, 2021
Home Lifestyle

Lifestyle

From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle

0
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia. Actress, author and all-round nut-job...

“I Told You I’d F*cking Get Rid Of Her!” – Kate Middleton yells at...

0
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, shocked onlookers today with a foul-mouthed outburst directed at Meghan Markle. Middleton, who was in Chester to open new...

CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food

0
A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he eats it....

One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn

0
The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...

Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port

0
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed. The statue, which cost a modest...

December best month for spotting shit neighbourhoods, says property guru

3
Property guru Phil Spencer, one half of ‘Kirsty and Phil’ from TV’s Location Location Location has claimed that December is the best month for...

Tattoo Fixer Jay Hutton offers free tattoos for anyone who tweets the photo

1
Star of Tattoo Fixers, Jay Hutton, has announced he’s offering free tattoos for anyone who is willing to share photographs of the tattoo on...

Police commend youths for Sutton Way FREE fireworks display

0
Local Ellesmere Port police have commended youths for putting on a free fireworks display on Sutton Way on Sunday evening. Charitable youths held the free...

7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours

0
In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving, condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying the shit out...

3-Second Rule Becomes UK Law post Brexit

0
The popular '3-second rule', where it is believed that food that has been dropped on the floor is fine to eat so long as...

Follow us

4,097FansLike
1,029FollowersFollow

Latest news

>