Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
Your lunch hour is the best time for us to visit the Post Office...
The UK’s pensioners have announced that your lunch hour in work is, in fact, the optimum time for them to make a trip to...
Chester to reintroduce Roman style communal toilets
Chester is to spark a return to its Roman roots by reintroducing Roman style communal toilets. The move is part of a government scheme...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’
The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...
Margaret Thatcher statue to be displayed in Ellesmere Port
The statue of former Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, is to be displayed in Ellesmere Port, it has been revealed.
The statue, which cost a modest...
Your mum banned from ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet
Your mum has been banned from an ‘all you can eat’ buffet in Chester, it has been revealed.
The news came this week as the...
EXCLUSIVE: What bin men get up to on their SIX DAYS OFF
We recently spent some time with some local Ellesmere Port bin men to see how they spend their ample free time. The results may...
One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn
The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...
