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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Man unexpectedly receives lecture on how ‘meat is murder’ after ordering Vegan waffle

An Ellesmere Port man was subjected to a three-hour lecture on how meat is murder after asking for ‘Vegan waffle’ in a local independent...

McDonald’s to bow to customer demands and serve hot fries

The Cheshire Oaks branch of McDonald's will start serving hot fries, it has been confirmed. Customers of McDonald’s, on Cheshire Oaks, have previously had two...

Chester restaurant charges breastfeeding mum corkage fee

An Italian restaurant in Chester has caused outrage among mothers’ groups after it charged a breastfeeding mother a corkage fee for feeding her child. The...

“Don’t turn this rape into a murder” voted best northern chat-up line

In a recent poll of the best chat-up lines used in the north of England, the outstanding winner with 67% of the votes was...

Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs

Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.

EXCLUSIVE: What bin men get up to on their SIX DAYS OFF

We recently spent some time with some local Ellesmere Port bin men to see how they spend their ample free time. The results may...

Tourette’s revealed as hoax by people who like swearing

Popular comedic disorder, Tourette’s, which sees people swear their tits off at inappropriate moments, has been revealed as a hoax, it has been confirmed. The...

Pancake Day: Day dedicated to flat-chested women

Today marks the annual day dedicated to women with small headlamps: Pancake Day. While religion enthusiasts, and people who like to eat masses of food...

Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper

The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources. In recent...

Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP

The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...

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