McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
Confusing Drink Drive limit replaced with ‘Five and Drive’ rule
The amount of alcohol you can safely drink before driving is to be made simpler under new legislation. The ‘Five and Drive’ rule will...
O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’
The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
Council blames Chester wall collapse on dodgy Roman builders
Cheshire West and Chester Council has issued a statement 'condemning the shoddy workmanship' of the Roman builders after a section of the Roman walls...
500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge
A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...
Man shot 6 times by police for celebrating St George’s Day in Ellesmere Port
An Ellesmere Port man was, this morning, shot and killed by police for celebrating St George's Day. The man, 27-year-old Tom Bates, from Girton...
Ellesmere Port terrorised by big metal sky dragon
Ellesmere Port residents live in the grip of fear of a great mechanical beast that flies through the night skies, spreading terror to the...
