The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, shocked onlookers today with a foul-mouthed outburst directed at Meghan Markle.

Middleton, who was in Chester to open new children’s nursery, Hide and Seek Tots, started yelling at press photographers as she left the nursery when they asked her about Markle’s decision to leave the UK.

Middleton started frothing at the mouth and gesticulating with her hands as she screamed:

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I told you I’d f*cking get rid of her!

The princess continued:

Brexit means Brexit… and that applies to limelight-stealing American skanks.

Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, and her husband Prince Harry, recently announced they were stepping back from being senior Royals and were moving to the USA. Speculation was rife that it was Meghan’s decision, with her dutiful husband simply following orders.

However, Kate Middleton was keen to point out she was responsible for the pair leaving the UK and standing down as senior Royals. She doesn’t want anyone taking attention away from her and her children.

One onlooker, Brian Cassidy from Saughall, commented:

She was like a crazed monster. One mention of Meghan Markle and she just snapped.

He continued:

She was holding someone’s child at the time. I thought she was going to bite his f*cking head off at one point.