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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables

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The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table. Certain...

Reduced capacity in pubs means ONLY professional drinkers allowed

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With the UK's pubs set to open on July 4th a plea has gone out to the country's professional drinkers to make up the...

Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day

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The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...

7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours

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In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving, condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying the shit out...

Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure – confirms Chester Zoo

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Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...

O.E.D. Confirms Collective Noun for a Group of Karens is a ‘Complaint’

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The OED (Oxford English Dictionary) has confirmed in its latest release that the collective noun for a group of one or more Karens is...

Man’s ‘Wank Bank’ emptied after seeing photo of mum in thong

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An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week. As Dave was...

Welshman lasts nearly two days into ‘Go Sober for October’, sets new personal best

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Bryn Thomas, from Chester, lasted almost 12 hours into October 2nd without consuming alcohol for the month. He had planned, as he does every...

Facebook Likes marginally better than prayers, confirms Pope

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Pope Francis has today confirmed that Facebook 'likes' are marginally better than prayers when it comes to offering them in support of a worthwhile...

EXCLUSIVE: What bin men get up to on their SIX DAYS OFF

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We recently spent some time with some local Ellesmere Port bin men to see how they spend their ample free time. The results may...

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