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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset

The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...

Post-Brexit citizenship test to include cheering when barman drops a glass

There’s nothing more British than revelling in another’s misfortune, and that will be tested in the new citizenship test to be implemented after Brexit. Rather...

Fire Brigade called to clear man’s Boxing Day shit

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Americans insist light beer isn’t shit

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David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews

Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn. In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...

Council blames Chester wall collapse on dodgy Roman builders

Cheshire West and Chester Council has issued a statement 'condemning the shoddy workmanship' of the Roman builders after a section of the Roman walls...

Boris to AXE Child Support Agency as it’s costing him a f*cking wad

In a bold move, Boris Johnson has announced he is axing the Child Support Agency, effective immediately, due it the amount of money the...

Read the abhorrent racist abuse sent via Facebook by Chester resident

We've been made aware of a targeted stream of racist abuse sent by a Chester resident, and former University of Chester student, which was...

Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day

The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...

Man convinced Petrol-Station Flowers will lead to Sex

An Ellesmere Port man is absolutely certain a bunch of flowers from Sainsbury's petrol station will be enough to charm his girlfriend into a...

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