Scientists discover new lifeform in Wetherspoon’s carpet
A team of scientists, from the University of Wyoming, has made a scientific breakthrough in Chester, of all places. The award-winning team has been...
Couple only staying together because they both like getting pissed
Chester couple, Tom and Debbie Shanks, have admitted they’re only staying together because of their mutual love of getting absolutely shitfaced.
The couple have been...
Americans insist light beer isn’t shit
Americans, this week, insisted that light beers such as ‘Bud Light’ and ‘Coors Light’ aren’t shit.
While the rest of the world, the UK in...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
Fresh excavation of Pompeii discovers evidence of early Cliff Richard tour
Archaeologists have uncovered a poster promoting a tour by UK pop star, Cliff Richard, displayed on a wall in the ruins of Pompeii.
Pompeii was...
Furbies provide valuable insight into future Trump / Boris meetings
As whimsical feckless moron, Boris Johnson, moves closer to taking control of the United Kingdom, a pair of Furbies has shown what a future...
New Season of LOST will be sponsored by YODEL
The TV series LOST ran for six seasons, finally finishing in 2010. It has just been announced that a new season of LOST will...
Ellesmere Port rejoices as ‘scratchies’ to become Olympic sport
Ellesmere Port was, this morning, rejoicing at the news scratch cards (or 'scratchies) would be an event at the next Olympics.
During many Olympic Games...
Man’s idea of cleaning the bathroom “different to wife’s”, research finds
An Ellesmere Port man has recently discovered his attempts to clean the bathroom are not up to the standard his wife was expecting.
James Tomkins,...
Man’s ‘Wank Bank’ emptied after seeing photo of mum in thong
An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week.
As Dave was...
