Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
Geoffrey found HANGED in Chester branch of Toys R Us
The Toys R Us giraffe, known as Geoffrey, was discovered this morning hanged in the Chester branch of the store. Police do not suspect...
YOLO Tells Momo to F.O.
YOLO has returned from 2011 to tell Momo to Fuck Off, it has been confirmed.
YOLO, which means You Only Live Once and was coined...
Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsey questioned by police over celebrity deaths
Arsenal and Wales footballer, Aaron Ramsey, is today being questioned by Metropolitan Police detectives over a spate of celebrity deaths.
It is alleged that Mr...
Veganuary bollocks prompts man to treble his meat consumption
An Ellesmere Port man is so pissed off with all of the Veganuary crap from hippies and students that he’s taken to eating more...
Chester seeks new name as Manchester drops ‘Man’ to become Chester
The City of Chester is looking for a new name following the decision by Manchester to drop the masculine 'Man' from its name, becoming...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Boris Johnson to represent UK in Eurovision 2019
UK to show Europe what an idiot who just makes stupid noises is all about.
Following the winner of this year’s Eurovision, Netta from Israel,...
Avengers: Endgame posts £43.4m opening weekend after family of five buys popcorn
The epic conclusion to Marvel’s 22 movie saga, Avengers: Endgame, has posted a UK box office of £43.4 million after a family of five...
Woman’s yeast infection disproves ‘What happens in Vegas’ theory
Twenty-two-year-old Debbie, from Ellesmere Port, has contracted a terrible YEAST INFECTION on a recent trip to Las Vegas with the girlies.
Debbie travelled out to...
