Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
Police commend youths for Sutton Way FREE fireworks display
Local Ellesmere Port police have commended youths for putting on a free fireworks display on Sutton Way on Sunday evening.
Charitable youths held the free...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
5ive looking for two new members for Ellesmere Port Summer Jam
90s boy band 5ive has announced they’re looking for two temporary members to perform on stage with them at the Ellesmere Port Summer Jam,...
I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu
Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...
Dad annoyed by lack of Bond movie on Boxing Day
A local dad has just had a massive rant at the lack of any James Bond movie on the TV on Boxing Day. The...
Blacks to use back 6 rows confirms Ryanair
Budget airline Ryanair has confirmed plans to dispel the current belief that it tolerates racism aboard its aircraft. The plans, outlined this morning, include...
Costa Coffee to open further 23 branches in Ellesmere Port
The growing coffee brand plans to expand its current range of seven locations within Ellesmere Port to 23 by the end of 2018, it...
500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge
A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...
