What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
M56 to become a Toll Road
Secret plans were leaked this week to turn the M56 into a toll road.
Regular users of the motorway will be aware of the almost...
Jayda Fransen to front new Daz: Whiter Than White campaign
Britain First pin-up, Jayda Fransen, has been selected to front a new TV campaign for the washing powder Daz.
Fransen, who recently had some tweets...
Chester FC needs to raise £50,000 to pay interest on £5 Wonga loan from...
Chester FC has announced it is in deep financial bother this week as it needs to raise £50,000 by the end of the month...
EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Gammons tell Shamima Begum to stay on International Space Station
British Schoolgirl, Shamima Begum, has been told by the UK's gammons to remain on the International Space Station.
Shamima left the UK in 2015, from...
Welshman lasts nearly two days into ‘Go Sober for October’, sets new personal best
Bryn Thomas, from Chester, lasted almost 12 hours into October 2nd without consuming alcohol for the month. He had planned, as he does every...
Man shot 6 times by police for celebrating St George’s Day in Ellesmere Port
An Ellesmere Port man was, this morning, shot and killed by police for celebrating St George's Day. The man, 27-year-old Tom Bates, from Girton...
Doctors warn of UK coma epidemic as Michael Owen set to commentate on Man...
Leading British doctors have predicted a rise in comas across the UK this weekend. The epitome of dull, monotone Michael Owen, has been chosen...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
