Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Cleaner praises man who throws chewing gum into urinal
A seventy-two-year-old woman from Ellesmere Port, Viv Thomas, has heaped praise on an unknown man for constantly spitting his chewing gum into a urinal.
Viv...
Local tip voted third best day out in Ellesmere Port
The Ellesmere Port tip has been voted the third best day out for local residents, in a recent survey, it has been revealed.
The tip...
Work-from-home-burglar robbed own house 3 times last week
With the whole of the UK on a form of lockdown, even burglars are now managing to work from home, it would appear.
Twenty-six-year-old Rob...
Fat kids turn to cannibalism as McDonalds closes for three months
As the shocking news emerged today that Cheshire Oaks McDonalds is closing for three months, Ellesmere Port’s fat kids have already started eating each...
Sainsbury’s announces “it’s f*cking Christmas, Bitches!”
After months of shoppers asking when the Christmas offers would go up, Sainsbury’s in Ellesmere Port today answered that question – October 2nd.
Traditionally Sainsbury’s...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
Prince Harry’s stag do to start in Ellesmere Port’s oldest surviving pub
The Horse & Jockey, the oldest surviving pub in Ellesmere Port, is to be the stage for the start of Prince Henry of Wales’...
FIFA awards 2026 World Cup to highest briber
A huge suitcase stuffed with cash was said to be the deciding factor on choosing the destination of the 2026 World Cup.
FIFA today revealed...
Doctor prescribes Facebook ‘like and share’ treatment for Cancer sufferer
A Cancer specialist at the Countess of Chester Hospital has taken the radical step of prescribing a course of Facebook likes and shares for...
