An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week.
As Dave was settling down to make a withdrawal from his wank bank, he checked his Facebook and accidentally glimpsed a picture that his 57-year-old mother, Dawn, had just posted from her holiday in Benidorm. The photo showed Dawn wearing a red thong, as she was bending over the sun lounger by the pool reaching for her lager.
The sight resulted in Dave’s life savings in his wank bank immediately disappearing, leaving only the image of his mum in a thong.
Dave described the terror:
Every time I close my eyes I see my mum in a thong. I spent years saving up, and now it’s all gone. Adult Channel freeviews, girls on beach holidays, hot school teachers. All of it gone.
Security expert, Arthur Allcock, has issued a warning to others who want to protect their wank banks to use cloud back ups, and physical storage devices such as ‘computers’, ‘DVDs’ or ‘magazines’.
He added:
What has happened to Dave could happen to anyone. Secure your wank banks or else you could find yourself with nothing when you reach an age where you most need them.
He continued:
A 60-year-old divorcee who can only picture his grandmother in the bath is neither use nor ornament.
We contacted Dave’s wank bank for comment, for a spokesperson for the bank refused to speak with us.
