Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
Boris Johnson has baby he knows about
UK Prime Minister, Boris 'Shagger' Johnson has today confirmed the birth of a baby he knows about.
While becoming a father isn't a new experience...
Local man ‘Completely Misunderstood’ “Clap for Carers”
Ellesmere Port local, Steve Baston, this week discovered he had completely misunderstood the meaning of 'Clap for Carers' after a very embarrassing visit to...
Local youth ‘PRAISED’ after shoplifting for others
A local Ellesmere Port youth, Steve Spanks, was praised by family, neigbours and even the local media after helping out his elderly neighbours during...
Work-from-home-burglar robbed own house 3 times last week
With the whole of the UK on a form of lockdown, even burglars are now managing to work from home, it would appear.
Twenty-six-year-old Rob...
Premier League confirms Football season to be completed on FIFA
David Pemsel, the chief executive of the Premier League, this morning confirmed the league season would be completed on the video game FIFA.
The Premier...
Kids and Gays locked in BITTER tussle over Rainbow ownership
The UK's children have staged a coup against the gays to take back control of the rainbow symbol, it has been confirmed.
The rainbow has...
Number of alcoholics in UK expected to double, to EVERYONE
The nation being forced to stay at home over the next few weeks due to Coronavirus has led analysts to predict the UK's number...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
