Reduced capacity in pubs means ONLY professional drinkers allowed
With the UK's pubs set to open on July 4th a plea has gone out to the country's professional drinkers to make up the...
Fake crowd sounds at Chelsea games to include racist chanting
A Premier League spokesperson has confirmed that all of Chelsea FC's remaining home games to be broadcast live will include racist chanting with the...
Harry Kane changes name to ‘Black Lives Matter’ and claims every goal scored this...
Tottenham striker, Harry Kane, has officially changed his name via deed poll to Black Lives Matter and has lodged a claim with the Premier...
Arsenal to recreate Emirates atmosphere by dubbing silence over behind-closed-door games
Arsenal F.C. has today confirmed they will be recreating the atmosphere of a packed Emirates when matches resume by pumping silence into the ground...
Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Coronation Street / Eastenders Crossover to create Combined Soap Universe
Soap fans are in for a real treat later this year as plans have been announced for a Combined Soap Universe (CSU) to rival...
Woman who adopted Chester Zoo lion didn’t know she’d have to home it
Lucy Taylor, a twenty-six-year-old woman from Girton Road, Ellesmere Port, was shocked to discover she had to find space in her home for a...
Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure – confirms Chester Zoo
Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...
Trump Declares ‘The Tufty Club’ a terrorist organisation
Tangerine-coloured president, Donald Trump, this morning declared the radical furry outfit known as 'The Tufty Club' a 'terrorist organisation'.
The Tufty Club has operated beneath...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
