Everton fan regrets nipping out for some milk
Everton fan, Tom, spoke yesterday of how he severely regretting nipping out for some milk on Sunday.
After waking in the afternoon Tom (who asked...
Jet, from Gladiators, greatest thing ever on TV confirm men
Former Gladiator, Jet (real name Diane Youdale), has once again been confirmed by men as the greatest thing ever on TV.
The TV series Gladiators...
Despite recent human rights issues and history of racism, Chelsea fans welcome in Baku
London clubs Chelsea and Arsenal travel over 2,800 miles for the Europa League Final this week, with a small number of fans also going...
Gammon Furious Polish Immigrants get their own ‘station’
A particularly angry gammon, from Ellesmere Port, was reportedly FURIOUS today when he saw that Polish Immigrants had their own station. Kevin ‘Brains’ Thomas,...
Multi-millionaire Nigel Farage ‘on my side’ insists feckless moron
Feckless moron, Steve Dobbs, insists Nigel Farage is on his side and is a ‘man of the people’.
Despite working a zero hours contract that...
Phil Jones appointed new Secretary of State for Defence
Manchester United ace, Phil Jones, has been appointed by PM Theresa May as the new Secretary of State for Defence for the United Kingdom.
The...
Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
Avengers: Endgame posts £43.4m opening weekend after family of five buys popcorn
The epic conclusion to Marvel’s 22 movie saga, Avengers: Endgame, has posted a UK box office of £43.4 million after a family of five...
Teenager explains why UK government’s porn block is bollocks
A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from...
