A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from viewing adult content online is a total load of bollocks.

Kevin revealed that UK government ministers, in fact, know fuck all about the internet. He confirmed they are also completely unaware that teenagers can, in fact, lie about their age. Teenagers, it has been established, are actually quite good at interwebs and are able to circumvent the standard piss-poor attempts at blocking things that government officials tend to come up with.

The UK intends to attempt to block teenagers from knocking one out to online pornography from July 15th of this year, when it’s latest bullshit attempt to restrict access to porn comes into effect.

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The UK’s teenagers have responded to this announcement with a resounding:

Meh

From July 15th porn websites will be required to carry out, what has been laughingly referred to as ‘robust’, checks on people’s age before they can view some jiggery pokery.

The government’s digital minister, Margot James, demonstrated an unprecedented lack of understanding of how the internet works by gleefully expressing her delight at these new changes. It’s almost as though she was completely unaware of how much porn teenage boys actually consume.

She commented:

We hope that the introduction of this age verification will help in protecting children, making it harder for young people to accidentally come across online pornography.

Our random teenager, Kevin, retorted:

Heh… come across.

The real victims in these changes is expected to be middle-aged dads, who will need to request access to blocked porn websites from their teenage sons.