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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Police release image of man sought over ‘incident’ in Whitby Park

CHESHIRE Police has released an image from CCTV showing a man they're interested in speaking with over an incident in Whitby Park this weekend. The...

The Station Hotel wins ‘Best Kept Pub’ in Ellesmere Port

The Station Hotel has won the coveted title of 'Best Kept Pub' in Ellesmere Port. In a hotly contested competition, the historical Station Hotel (situated...

Scientists discover new lifeform in Wetherspoon’s carpet

A team of scientists, from the University of Wyoming, has made a scientific breakthrough in Chester, of all places. The award-winning team has been...

Couple only staying together because they both like getting pissed

Chester couple, Tom and Debbie Shanks, have admitted they’re only staying together because of their mutual love of getting absolutely shitfaced. The couple have been...

Americans insist light beer isn’t shit

Americans, this week, insisted that light beers such as ‘Bud Light’ and ‘Coors Light’ aren’t shit. While the rest of the world, the UK in...

Ellesmere Port rejoices as ‘scratchies’ to become Olympic sport

Ellesmere Port was, this morning, rejoicing at the news scratch cards (or 'scratchies) would be an event at the next Olympics. During many Olympic Games...

Man’s idea of cleaning the bathroom “different to wife’s”, research finds

An Ellesmere Port man has recently discovered his attempts to clean the bathroom are not up to the standard his wife was expecting. James Tomkins,...

Man’s ‘Wank Bank’ emptied after seeing photo of mum in thong

An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week. As Dave was...

Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables

The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table. Certain...

7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours

In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving, condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying...

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