Surviving coronavirus: How to know when it’s time to eat grandma
With many families in the UK currently self-isolating, one question remains at the forefront of everyone's thoughts: how do you know when the time...
Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day
The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...
Greggs announces sale of first Vegan sausage roll
Popular cholesterol peddler, Greggs, has today announced the very first sale of a Vegan sausage roll.
The completely meat-free sausage rolls were first put on...
People with “Be Kind” on their profile photo “Absolute Twats” study finds
The current trend of adding "Be Kind" to your profile photo on Facebook has been taken up by the country's biggest pricks, it has...
Man convinced Petrol-Station Flowers will lead to Sex
An Ellesmere Port man is absolutely certain a bunch of flowers from Sainsbury's petrol station will be enough to charm his girlfriend into a...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
Council blames Chester wall collapse on dodgy Roman builders
Cheshire West and Chester Council has issued a statement 'condemning the shoddy workmanship' of the Roman builders after a section of the Roman walls...
Vegans SHOCKED to find quinoa is a small furry mammal
The Vegan and Vegetarian world is reeling from the news that quinoa, previously believed to be a pseudo-cereal, is in fact a cute fluffy...
Big Sam follows Paltrow with ‘Sweaty Bollocks’ Candle
Big Sam Allardyce has followed celebrity weirdo Gwynelth Paltrow by releasing a set of candles that whiff of his genitalia.
Actress, author and all-round nut-job...
Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs
A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...
