Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure – confirms Chester Zoo
Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
Man arrested after failing to share albums that influenced him on Facebook
A local man was arrested this morning after he had failed to share the cover of an album that influenced him on Facebook yesterday.
The...
Local man ‘Completely Misunderstood’ “Clap for Carers”
Ellesmere Port local, Steve Baston, this week discovered he had completely misunderstood the meaning of 'Clap for Carers' after a very embarrassing visit to...
Work-from-home-burglar robbed own house 3 times last week
With the whole of the UK on a form of lockdown, even burglars are now managing to work from home, it would appear.
Twenty-six-year-old Rob...
Kids and Gays locked in BITTER tussle over Rainbow ownership
The UK's children have staged a coup against the gays to take back control of the rainbow symbol, it has been confirmed.
The rainbow has...
Number of alcoholics in UK expected to double, to EVERYONE
The nation being forced to stay at home over the next few weeks due to Coronavirus has led analysts to predict the UK's number...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
