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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Veganuary bollocks prompts man to treble his meat consumption

An Ellesmere Port man is so pissed off with all of the Veganuary crap from hippies and students that he’s taken to eating more...

Fire Brigade called to clear man’s Boxing Day shit

Shaun Swallows, of Girton Road in Ellesmere Port, caused the local fire brigade to be called out after his Boxing Day shit proved so...

Wife slips into coma after husband’s Christmas fart

A woman has fallen into a coma following a particularly nasty fart released by her husband, this Christmas. The woman, 56-year-old Emily from Great...

HR explains error of man’s Secret Santa vibrator gift

A Chester man has been hauled in front of his firm’s HR department after purchasing a vibrator as a Secret Santa gift for a...

All You Can Eat Restaurant’s salad cart remains untouched for 9th straight year

The salad cart at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, in Chester, has never been so much as touched since the restaurant opened, nine years ago. The restaurant...

Boris to AXE Child Support Agency as it’s costing him a f*cking wad

In a bold move, Boris Johnson has announced he is axing the Child Support Agency, effective immediately, due it the amount of money the...

New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced

MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...

Man claiming he’s ‘wrapping presents’ really just having a massive wank

An Ellesmere Port man who told his wife 'not to come in' as he's wrapping her Christmas presents has, instead, just been masturbating for...

Cambridge Road speed limit reduced to Warp 6

The speed limit on Cambridge Road, Ellesmere Port, will soon been reduced to Warp 6, it has been confirmed. The new speed represents a...

I’m a Celebrity swapping Bush Tucker Trial for Wetherspoons’ Lunch Menu

Popular z-list career revival show, I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, is swapping its famous Bush Tucker Trial for the more unpalatable...

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