Veganuary bollocks prompts man to treble his meat consumption
An Ellesmere Port man is so pissed off with all of the Veganuary crap from hippies and students that he’s taken to eating more...
Fire Brigade called to clear man’s Boxing Day shit
Shaun Swallows, of Girton Road in Ellesmere Port, caused the local fire brigade to be called out after his Boxing Day shit proved so...
Wife slips into coma after husband’s Christmas fart
A woman has fallen into a coma following a particularly nasty fart released by her husband, this Christmas. The woman, 56-year-old Emily from Great...
HR explains error of man’s Secret Santa vibrator gift
A Chester man has been hauled in front of his firm’s HR department after purchasing a vibrator as a Secret Santa gift for a...
All You Can Eat Restaurant’s salad cart remains untouched for 9th straight year
The salad cart at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, in Chester, has never been so much as touched since the restaurant opened, nine years ago.
The restaurant...
Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game
Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...
New MARVEL Superhero ‘No Sweat Man’ announced
MARVEL, the studio behind Spider-Man, The Hulk and Captain America, today announced a new superhero would be joining the ranks of The Avengers. The...
John Lewis Christmas Ad takes unexpectedly dark turn
This year's Christmas Ad from retailer John Lewis has been slammed after taking a very dark turn in the final scene.
The advert features an...
‘Venice lacks common sense having so much water’ – says Jacob Rees-Mogg
The recent flooding of Venice, Italy, has been blamed on a 'lack of common sense' on the part of the Venetians by Tory MP,...
Man claiming he’s ‘wrapping presents’ really just having a massive wank
An Ellesmere Port man who told his wife 'not to come in' as he's wrapping her Christmas presents has, instead, just been masturbating for...
