A woman has fallen into a coma following a particularly nasty fart released by her husband, this Christmas. The woman, 56-year-old Emily from Great Sutton, collapsed after her husband Dave let rip a fart containing the full force of his Christmas dinner, and ‘Full English’ breakfast.

Dave initially thought his wife was ‘acting up’ when she collapsed to the floor but, after noticing she had hit her head on the table on the way down, he realised it was serious. Upon smelling his own fart shortly afterwards, Dave knew his wife was in real trouble.

Dave commented:


I wasn’t expecting it to be that bad. I knew it would have legs, but the bloody thing nearly took me out.

Dave continued:

Even the dog f*cked off, and he stinks

Emily has been unresponsive to treatment since entering her coma, and the prognosis isn’t good. Doctors claim she has a 50/50 chance of recovering from her condition, adding that many women suffer this very same injury at this time of year.

Doctor S. Wing Ing Dong, of Beijing, commented:

Many women suffer irreparable brain damage at Christmas following the obnoxious gasses let out by their spouses. It’s the second biggest cause of death over the festive period, next to suicides after watching Mrs Brown’s Boys.

Emily is described as being in a critical condition. Dave’s underpants are said to be walking by themselves again.


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