Government advises Brits to use BOTH sides of toilet paper
The UK government has issued an advisory warning to Brits to use both sides of the toilet paper in order to conserve resources.
In recent...
Surviving coronavirus: How to know when it’s time to eat grandma
With many families in the UK currently self-isolating, one question remains at the forefront of everyone's thoughts: how do you know when the time...
Entire class disappears after dressing as “Where’s Wally” for World Book Day
The entire Year 3 from St. Savile's Primary School, in Ellesmere Port, has completely vanished after they all dressed as 'Wally' from the 'Where's...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Greggs announces sale of first Vegan sausage roll
Popular cholesterol peddler, Greggs, has today announced the very first sale of a Vegan sausage roll.
The completely meat-free sausage rolls were first put on...
People with “Be Kind” on their profile photo “Absolute Twats” study finds
The current trend of adding "Be Kind" to your profile photo on Facebook has been taken up by the country's biggest pricks, it has...
Man convinced Petrol-Station Flowers will lead to Sex
An Ellesmere Port man is absolutely certain a bunch of flowers from Sainsbury's petrol station will be enough to charm his girlfriend into a...
Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage
Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage.
The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
CeXual harassment victim sacked from CeX
Twitter user @gothepleb has detailed an account of where she says she was sexually harassed by a colleague when working for the high street...
