Christmas is shit when you’re an adult – discovers 18-year-old
18-year-old Mark Jacobs, from Little Sutton, has discovered this morning that Christmas is really shit when you’re an adult.
Mark turned 18 in October and,...
December best month for spotting shit neighbourhoods, says property guru
Property guru Phil Spencer, one half of ‘Kirsty and Phil’ from TV’s Location Location Location has claimed that December is the best month for...
Ellesmere Port man SHOCKED things in other towns cost more than a pound
A local man, Kevin Jones, has revealed his utter shock that items available from shops in towns other than Ellesmere Port cost more than...
Woman finds store opening time WITHOUT asking Facebook
An ELLESMERE PORT woman has discovered the opening time of a local shop she wanted to visit without asking on Facebook.
The woman, 32-year-old Lisa...
Mystery of STOLEN Ellesmere Port bikes solved
ELLESMERE PORT residents have been bemoaning the theft of bicycles around the town for many months, with seemingly no end in sight. The Chester...
Cat plotting revenge for owners making it look like a twat
A local cat has been quietly plotting his revenge against the owners who have dressed him up to look like a twat, it has...
Chester student planning to work entire hour this term
A University of Chester student has announced plans to put in a full hour’s work this term, it has been revealed. The hour of...
EPSV offers free 12-months membership to migrants
The EPSV (Ellesmere Port Sports Village) is offering free 12-month memberships to migrants today only to celebrate International Migrants Day.
International Migrants Day is celebrated...
Dad annoyed by lack of Bond movie on Boxing Day
A local dad has just had a massive rant at the lack of any James Bond movie on the TV on Boxing Day. The...
Football fans chanting ‘is this a library?’ never set foot in a library, study...
A recent study has discovered that away football fans chanting about libraries, and how quiet the home crowd is, have actually never been in...
