English FA announces team will boycott second half of World Cup (Again)
The English Football Association has announced the England Football team will boycott the second half of the World Cup in Russia, in protest against...
Doctor prescribes Facebook ‘like and share’ treatment for Cancer sufferer
A Cancer specialist at the Countess of Chester Hospital has taken the radical step of prescribing a course of Facebook likes and shares for...
‘Sorry About the Smell’ voted NEW Ellesmere Port town slogan
A competition to find a new town slogan for Ellesmere Port has found a popular winner, with the chosen slogan set to be used...
English rock band ‘Manfred Mann’ forced to change name to ‘Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral’
LIBERAL campaigners have successfully forced the 1960s English rock band, Manfred Mann, to change their name to Gender-Neutral Fred Gender Neutral so as not...
Jayda Fransen to front new Daz: Whiter Than White campaign
Britain First pin-up, Jayda Fransen, has been selected to front a new TV campaign for the washing powder Daz.
Fransen, who recently had some tweets...
“Don’t turn this rape into a murder” voted best northern chat-up line
In a recent poll of the best chat-up lines used in the north of England, the outstanding winner with 67% of the votes was...
BMW issues apology after selling car to man who isn’t a twat
German car manufacturer, BMW, has issued a full and unreserved apology after it emerged they sold a car to a man who isn’t a...
Woman gives money to homeless man and DOESN’T post it on Facebook
An Ellesmere Port woman this week gave some money, and some food, to a local homeless man but neglected to tell the world on...
Post-Brexit citizenship test to include cheering when barman drops a glass
There’s nothing more British than revelling in another’s misfortune, and that will be tested in the new citizenship test to be implemented after Brexit.
Rather...
Jeremy Corbyn questioned over Madeleine McCann disappearance
Under-fire Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been interviewed by police over the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. His alleged connection to the disappearance of McCann,...
