Local drilling company replaces diamond drill bits with Holiday Inn butters
A local drilling firm, LMR Drilling UK Ltd, based in Birkenhead, has made the revolutionary step of swapping expensive diamond drill bits for Holiday...
We’re out out, stop asking if anyone’s seen us – say cats
The nation’s cats have issued a statement saying they’re out out, not just out, and they’re fed up of people asking if anyone’s seen...
Paul Burrell announces Ellesmere Port mayoral candidacy
Beloved TV celebrity, Paul Burrell, has announced he is to stand for mayor of Ellesmere Port when the current mayor, Peter Rooney, ends his...
I’ve got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one – insists train enthusiast
Local Ellesmere Port train spotter, Colin Bland, claims to have 99 problems in his life but the bitch, he says, is not amongst them.
Colin...
Ellesmere Port twinned with LazyTown
Cheshire West and Chester Council is pleased to announce that Ellesmere Port has just confirmed a second town twinning arrangement, with LazyTown, in Iceland....
Light snow opens up new chapter in Merseyrail excuses manual
A light dusting of snow this weekend allowed Merseyrail to open up a seldom used chapter in their excuses manual. The much-maligned train operator...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Man buys ‘the Christmas booze’ for the third time
A Chester man has just bought the Christmas booze for the third time, we can reveal.
The man, from Blacon, has just filled up his...
Man watching beach volleyball has no idea who is winning
A man has been intensely watching beach volleyball for the past four hours, but doesn’t have any idea who is winning – it has...
It’s the Pepsi truck, is that OK? Shoppers told
Sugar drink-loving shoppers hoping to see the Coca Cola truck in Liverpool One were left disappointed last night, as they were told it was...
