5ive looking for two new members for Ellesmere Port Summer Jam
90s boy band 5ive has announced they’re looking for two temporary members to perform on stage with them at the Ellesmere Port Summer Jam,...
Ellesmere Port residents to be hit by proposed new Trolley Tax
Residents of ELLESMERE PORT are expected to be some of the worst affected in the UK if the Tories' new proposed ‘Trolley Tax’ is...
Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab
Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab.
The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...
Weetbix launches Weetabrexit breakfast cereal
Breakfast cereal Weetabix is getting behind the anti-EU vibe that’s sweeping the UK by launching a special ‘Brexit’ version of its cereal, named Weetabrexit.
The...
Chester restaurant charges breastfeeding mum corkage fee
An Italian restaurant in Chester has caused outrage among mothers’ groups after it charged a breastfeeding mother a corkage fee for feeding her child.
The...
Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women
Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women.
Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...
Monopoly: Ellesmere Port Edition available now from Asda
A special Ellesmere Port Edition of Monopoly has been released today, and is available to buy from Asda. The special edition of the popular...
Facebook post unable to be deleted as woman forgets to add ‘Delete if not...
An Ellesmere Port woman forgot to add ‘delete if not aloud’ to her Facebook post this week, meaning group admins were unable to delete...
Jeremy Kyle clears calendar after visit to Ellesmere Port
Bug-eyed aggressive chav baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has cleared his calendar for the next 6 months after spending 20 minutes in the Port Arcades in...
