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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Man disappointed to find ‘Women’s Breast Stroke’ meant something else

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Dean Thomas, from Ellesmere Port, was disappointed today when he had cleared his afternoon to watch the final of the Women’s Breaststroke. Dean, who usually...

David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews

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Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn. In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...

Ellesmere Port Summer Jam Double Booked with Nudist Festival

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Sunday 'jammers' need to be as naked as nature intended, it has been confirmed. Last year we reported how this summer’s Ellesmere Port Summer Jam...

Game of Thrones struggling to find UK locations where winter hasn’t already arrived

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Producers on the hit HBO series, Game of Thrones, have been struggling to find locations within the UK for filming where winter is merely...

Requests for ‘bouncy castles’ on Facebook confirmed as code for plus size prostitutes

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When people ask for recommendations for bouncy castles on Facebook, they’re really asking for recommendations for large prostitutes, it has been revealed. Facebook users have,...

Gerry McCann to play VILLAIN in Steven Seagal child-trafficking movie

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Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, is to launch his acting career playing the villain opposite 80s portly powerhouse Steven Seagal in a new action film. The...

Ellesmere Port residents claim Wombles aren’t pulling their weight

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Some residents in ELLESMERE PORT have announced they’re dissatisfied with the work being put in by Wombles, as the town still looks a shit-tip. They...

5ive looking for two new members for Ellesmere Port Summer Jam

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90s boy band 5ive has announced they’re looking for two temporary members to perform on stage with them at the Ellesmere Port Summer Jam,...

Rick Astley gives you up following stint in rehab

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Quiffed 80’s icon Rick Astley has finally kicked his reliance on you after spending three weeks in rehab. The Lancastrian entertainer famously insisted he was...

Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women

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Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women. Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...

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