Corbyn laid wreath for Megatron at Autobot City
SHOCKING news emerged this morning as it was revealed Jeremy Corbyn laid a wreath for diabolical Decepticon leader Megatron at the scene of his...
Gerry McCann to enter the jungle
Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
Gary Glitter to switch on Cheshire Oaks Christmas Lights
70s icon Gary Glitter has been revealed as the top billing for this year’s Christmas lights switch on at Cheshire Oaks.
The McArthurGlen owned designer...
Monopoly: Ellesmere Port Edition available now from Asda
A special Ellesmere Port Edition of Monopoly has been released today, and is available to buy from Asda. The special edition of the popular...
CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food
A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he eats it....
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
Compulsory purchase order may pave way for Disneyland: Ellesmere Port
A secret compulsory purchase order may see as many as 175 Ellesmere Port homes bought up by the Disney Corporation to construct one of...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Jeremy Kyle clears calendar after visit to Ellesmere Port
Bug-eyed aggressive chav baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has cleared his calendar for the next 6 months after spending 20 minutes in the Port Arcades in...
