New Brexit Secretary, Snake Plissken, pledges Escape from Europe
Theresa May has taken the unorthodox step of appointing fictional outlaw Snake Plissken as the new Brexit Secretary. Plissken has a reputation of not...
Man blames faulty video game on mass shootings
A man from Texas, in the USA, has announced that mass shootings are to blame for his copy of Call of Duty Black Ops...
Avengers: Endgame posts £43.4m opening weekend after family of five buys popcorn
The epic conclusion to Marvel’s 22 movie saga, Avengers: Endgame, has posted a UK box office of £43.4 million after a family of five...
Boris Johnson to represent UK in Eurovision 2019
UK to show Europe what an idiot who just makes stupid noises is all about.
Following the winner of this year’s Eurovision, Netta from Israel,...
Lannisters hit out at parent group comparing them to McCanns
Cersei and Jamie Lannister hit out a parent group this week that branded their parenting skills ‘as bad as the McCanns’.
The parent group Mumsnet...
Freedome now FREE after successful false advertising claim
ADHD creche, the Freedome in Ellesmere Port, has been forced to stop charging customers after a successful challenge over its name.
Single mother, and junior...
Mumsnet to rebrand as Karensnet
Popular man-bashing website, Mumsnet, is to be rebranded as Karensnet, it has been confirmed.
The website, for mums and by mums, has for many years...
Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course
The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...
Ellesmere Port Summer Jam Double Booked with Nudist Festival
Sunday 'jammers' need to be as naked as nature intended, it has been confirmed.
Last year we reported how this summer’s Ellesmere Port Summer Jam...
Dad annoyed by lack of Bond movie on Boxing Day
A local dad has just had a massive rant at the lack of any James Bond movie on the TV on Boxing Day. The...
