Compulsory purchase order may pave way for Disneyland: Ellesmere Port
A secret compulsory purchase order may see as many as 175 Ellesmere Port homes bought up by the Disney Corporation to construct one of...
Dolphin gets tattoo of human on its arse
Blue Planet Aquarium, in Ellesmere Port, announced this morning that one of its dolphins had acquired a tattoo. The dolphin, named Jackson, has a...
Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course
The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...
Disaster movies where government ignores scientists reclassified as documentaries
Big-budget Hollywood disaster movies, such as 2012 and San Andreas, have been reclassified as documentaries by the Internet Movie Database (IMDB).
In the movies, scientists...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
ITV confirms Jungle Winner to be new Brexit Secretary
ITV has confirmed the winner of this year’s I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here will become the new Brexit Secretary, and will...
New Brexit Secretary, Snake Plissken, pledges Escape from Europe
Theresa May has taken the unorthodox step of appointing fictional outlaw Snake Plissken as the new Brexit Secretary. Plissken has a reputation of not...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...
Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club
90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019.
The Spice Girls, who...
