Room without a roof not particularly ‘happy’ Pharrell informed
Popular rapper Pharrell Williams has been informed that a room missing its roof isn’t particularly happy, correcting his earlier confusion.
In an upbeat tune, Pharrell...
Ellesmere Port wins European grant for abandoned trolley installation art
There was a huge financial boost this week for the struggling town of Ellesmere Port, as it was awarded a European grant for its...
Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage
Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage.
The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...
Liverpool’s Fourth Round FA Cup tie to be televised on CBEEBIES
It has been announced that the Fourth Round FA Cup match between Liverpool and the winner of Bristol City or Shrewsbury will be televised...
Gary Glitter to switch on Cheshire Oaks Christmas Lights
70s icon Gary Glitter has been revealed as the top billing for this year’s Christmas lights switch on at Cheshire Oaks.
The McArthurGlen owned designer...
Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast
Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...
Queen watching Suits on Netflix to find out who Meghan Markle is
The Queen has been hurriedly watching Suits, on Netflix, in a bid to find out who this girl is who will be marrying her...
Man disappointed to find ‘Women’s Breast Stroke’ meant something else
Dean Thomas, from Ellesmere Port, was disappointed today when he had cleared his afternoon to watch the final of the Women’s Breaststroke.
Dean, who usually...
Heart 80s to open second box of records
Popular UK radio station, Heart 80s, has confirmed it is to open a second box of records. Currently the whole radio station is operating...
Michael Gove returns to animated crime-fighting job
In a shock announcement that will further destabilise Prime Minister Theresa May’s shaky government, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has stood down from his post...
