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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Monopoly: Ellesmere Port Edition available now from Asda

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A special Ellesmere Port Edition of Monopoly has been released today, and is available to buy from Asda. The special edition of the popular...

Jeremy Kyle clears calendar after visit to Ellesmere Port

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Bug-eyed aggressive chav baiter, Jeremy Kyle, has cleared his calendar for the next 6 months after spending 20 minutes in the Port Arcades in...

Chester Zoo to open exhibit of Ellesmere Port men

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The popular tourist attraction, Chester Zoo, has announced it is to open an exhibit featuring men from Ellesmere Port. The exhibit, entitled ‘Primitive Port’,...

Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course

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The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...

Mr Men range updated with Mr Unemployed and Little Miss Brexit

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In an effort to appeal to a more modern audience, the line of Mr Men and Little Miss books is receiving a make-over, with...

The Voice exposed as FBI Witness Protection Program

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The FBI, in the USA, has been exposed as having created the TV ‘talent’ show ‘The Voice’ as a witness protection program so that...

Donald Trump cancels King’s Landing visit

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Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, has cancelled his visit to King’s Landing amid fears he wouldn’t be welcome in Westeros by the Lannisters. Trump was due...

Thomas the Tank Engine arrested in Operation Yewtree sting

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Another children’s TV icon has fallen by the wayside as 80s favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been implicated in a sex-abuse scandal following...

Dad annoyed by lack of Bond movie on Boxing Day

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A local dad has just had a massive rant at the lack of any James Bond movie on the TV on Boxing Day. The...

Ken Barlow quits Corrie to avoid being typecast

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Actor William Roach, who plays Ken Barlow in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street, has announced he is to leave the Street to avoid...

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