Local FURY as Cheshire Oaks renamed ‘Chester Oaks’
Ellesmere Port residents are reportedly furious at the decision to change the name of Cheshire Oaks to Chester Oaks.
The name change, which has already...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
Local youth ‘PRAISED’ after shoplifting for others
A local Ellesmere Port youth, Steve Spanks, was praised by family, neigbours and even the local media after helping out his elderly neighbours during...
Weetbix launches Weetabrexit breakfast cereal
Breakfast cereal Weetabix is getting behind the anti-EU vibe that’s sweeping the UK by launching a special ‘Brexit’ version of its cereal, named Weetabrexit.
The...
Ellesmere Port Asda first to hire FAT PEOPLE as human bicycle racks
Chubby trouser tamers can now earn some extra pasty money by acting as bicycle racks outside Asda in Ellesmere Port.
The move was announced this...
Microsoft struggles with number of people asking where Apple store is
Microsoft had a busy day today as staff at its stores nationwide struggled with the demand from people wanting to know where the Apple...
EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Costa Coffee to open further 23 branches in Ellesmere Port
The growing coffee brand plans to expand its current range of seven locations within Ellesmere Port to 23 by the end of 2018, it...
Coinstar CEO laughing tits off at poor who give him money
The CEO of Coinstar, Erik E. Prusch, has been laughing his absolute tits off at all of the poor people who chuck their money...
Childless Couple Seeks ‘Most Annoying’ Christmas Present for Friends’ Kids
A childless, incredibly happy, couple from Chester are shopping for the most annoying Christmas present for their friends' kids.
Twenty-somethings Jenny and James Rowlands, from...
