Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
EU states ‘Eggy Bread’ to be named ‘French Toast’
In what politicians have dubbed a ‘cheap parting shot’, the EU has decreed that Eggy Bread must now be called French Toast in the...
Couple delighted to pay three times price for TV from Brighthouse
A Chester couple, Martha and Mark Macintosh, have commented on their excitement at purchasing a £300 TV from Brighthouse for a total cost of...
Ellesmere Port residents to be hit by proposed new Trolley Tax
Residents of ELLESMERE PORT are expected to be some of the worst affected in the UK if the Tories' new proposed ‘Trolley Tax’ is...
New Cheshire Oaks fashion store tells shoppers “You’re too ugly to enter”
A new up-market fashion brand, recently opened in Cheshire Oaks, has caused uproar among locals by telling some shoppers they are “too ugly to...
Costa Coffee to open further 23 branches in Ellesmere Port
The growing coffee brand plans to expand its current range of seven locations within Ellesmere Port to 23 by the end of 2018, it...
Geoffrey found HANGED in Chester branch of Toys R Us
The Toys R Us giraffe, known as Geoffrey, was discovered this morning hanged in the Chester branch of the store. Police do not suspect...
Childless Couple Seeks ‘Most Annoying’ Christmas Present for Friends’ Kids
A childless, incredibly happy, couple from Chester are shopping for the most annoying Christmas present for their friends' kids.
Twenty-somethings Jenny and James Rowlands, from...
Sainsbury’s announces “it’s f*cking Christmas, Bitches!”
After months of shoppers asking when the Christmas offers would go up, Sainsbury’s in Ellesmere Port today answered that question – October 2nd.
Traditionally Sainsbury’s...
Sugar Puffs to be renamed ‘Saccharine Shirt Lifters’
The breakfast cereal that used to be known as Sugar Puffs is to be renamed again, this time to Saccharine Shirt Lifters.
The cereal was...
