Christmas is shit when you’re an adult – discovers 18-year-old
18-year-old Mark Jacobs, from Little Sutton, has discovered this morning that Christmas is really shit when you’re an adult.
Mark turned 18 in October and,...
December best month for spotting shit neighbourhoods, says property guru
Property guru Phil Spencer, one half of ‘Kirsty and Phil’ from TV’s Location Location Location has claimed that December is the best month for...
Woman finds store opening time WITHOUT asking Facebook
An ELLESMERE PORT woman has discovered the opening time of a local shop she wanted to visit without asking on Facebook.
The woman, 32-year-old Lisa...
EPSV offers free 12-months membership to migrants
The EPSV (Ellesmere Port Sports Village) is offering free 12-month memberships to migrants today only to celebrate International Migrants Day.
International Migrants Day is celebrated...
We’re out out, stop asking if anyone’s seen us – say cats
The nation’s cats have issued a statement saying they’re out out, not just out, and they’re fed up of people asking if anyone’s seen...
I’ve got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one – insists train enthusiast
Local Ellesmere Port train spotter, Colin Bland, claims to have 99 problems in his life but the bitch, he says, is not amongst them.
Colin...
Man buys ‘the Christmas booze’ for the third time
A Chester man has just bought the Christmas booze for the third time, we can reveal.
The man, from Blacon, has just filled up his...
Local tip voted third best day out in Ellesmere Port
The Ellesmere Port tip has been voted the third best day out for local residents, in a recent survey, it has been revealed.
The tip...
Prince Harry’s stag do to start in Ellesmere Port’s oldest surviving pub
The Horse & Jockey, the oldest surviving pub in Ellesmere Port, is to be the stage for the start of Prince Henry of Wales’...
Your mum banned from ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet
Your mum has been banned from an ‘all you can eat’ buffet in Chester, it has been revealed.
The news came this week as the...
