Your mum has been banned from an ‘all you can eat’ buffet in Chester, it has been revealed.

The news came this week as the Tropeiro, in Chester, announced that your mum has been banned due to the huge volume of food she consumed the last time she was there.

The restaurant prides itself on being ‘all you can eat’, but your mum took those limits to the extreme. It reached a point where other diners at the restaurant were going hungry, and food was becoming scarce.


As a consequence of the ban, your mum has also been banned from other all you can eat restaurants in Chester, included Panda Mami and The Slowboat. The Slowboat banned your mum after she sank it.

In a statement, a spokesperson for the Tropeiro commented:

We’re generous with our food but your mum took the biscuit, and then ate it. She’s not welcome here. It’s like someone shaved a gorilla.

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