People who put milk in tea first have lower IQs, confirm scientists
A new report from leading scientists has confirmed that people who put their milk in their tea before the water suffer from lower intelligence....
Ellesmere Port Church Embraces April Fool’s Day with ‘Man Rises from the Dead’ Prank
St Thomas and All Saints Church, in Ellesmere Port, has embraced the spirit of April Fool’s Day today with an elaborate prank about a...
Costa Coffee to open new coffee shops inside people’s houses
Virally spreading coffee chain, Costa Coffee, has launched a new scheme to open coffee shops inside the homes of customers, and the expanding company...
Costa to open new Costa inside a Costa
Costa Coffee announced this week it was planning to open a new branch of Costa inside an existing Costa.
We recently reported how the coffee...
Man blissfully unaware facing direction he’s walking results in fewer collisions
An Ellesmere Port man recently bumped into no fewer than SEVENTEEN different people while walking around Cheshire Oaks. Each time he bumped into someone...
Ellesmere Port Summer Jam Double Booked with Nudist Festival
Sunday 'jammers' need to be as naked as nature intended, it has been confirmed.
Last year we reported how this summer’s Ellesmere Port Summer Jam...
Doctor prescribes Facebook ‘like and share’ treatment for Cancer sufferer
A Cancer specialist at the Countess of Chester Hospital has taken the radical step of prescribing a course of Facebook likes and shares for...
‘Sorry About the Smell’ voted NEW Ellesmere Port town slogan
A competition to find a new town slogan for Ellesmere Port has found a popular winner, with the chosen slogan set to be used...
Jayda Fransen to front new Daz: Whiter Than White campaign
Britain First pin-up, Jayda Fransen, has been selected to front a new TV campaign for the washing powder Daz.
Fransen, who recently had some tweets...
“Don’t turn this rape into a murder” voted best northern chat-up line
In a recent poll of the best chat-up lines used in the north of England, the outstanding winner with 67% of the votes was...
