Gammons enraged nobody wants to own f*cking up the UK
The nation’s gammons are said to be furious that nobody wants to take ownership for utterly f*cking up the country.
Today saw Dominic Raab, the...
4×4 drivers especially smug this morning
Some light snowfall in certain areas of the UK, including Ellesmere Port and Chester, has resulted in increased smugness levels from 4x4 drivers.
The smugness...
Facebook Likes marginally better than prayers, confirms Pope
Pope Francis has today confirmed that Facebook 'likes' are marginally better than prayers when it comes to offering them in support of a worthwhile...
Facebook Avatars more contagious than COVID-19 – confirm experts
A second, more contagious, wave of infection has spread around the world in the last few days, it has been confirmed. While the world...
Number of alcoholics in UK expected to double, to EVERYONE
The nation being forced to stay at home over the next few weeks due to Coronavirus has led analysts to predict the UK's number...
One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn
The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...
Ellesmere Port rejoices as ‘scratchies’ to become Olympic sport
Ellesmere Port was, this morning, rejoicing at the news scratch cards (or 'scratchies) would be an event at the next Olympics.
During many Olympic Games...
