Ellesmere Port votes ‘NO’ on incest ban
A proposed ban on inbreeding in Ellesmere Port, the last UK town where the practice is permitted, has been heavily defeated in this weekend’s...
Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP
The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...
Local FURY as Cheshire Oaks renamed ‘Chester Oaks’
Ellesmere Port residents are reportedly furious at the decision to change the name of Cheshire Oaks to Chester Oaks.
The name change, which has already...
‘All you can drink’ pub to open in Ellesmere Port
A new pub is to open in Ellesmere Port town centre with an ‘all you can drink’ for £14.99 offer.
The pub is part of...
Chester to reintroduce Roman style communal toilets
Chester is to spark a return to its Roman roots by reintroducing Roman style communal toilets. The move is part of a government scheme...
CSA employee commended for causing most father suicides
A Child Support Agency employee, from Birkenhead, has received the organisation’s top award for causing the most deaths among fathers. Jenifer Bradbury, 26, was...
I’ve got 99 problems but the bitch ain’t one – insists train enthusiast
Local Ellesmere Port train spotter, Colin Bland, claims to have 99 problems in his life but the bitch, he says, is not amongst them.
Colin...
Tattoo Fixer Jay Hutton offers free tattoos for anyone who tweets the photo
Star of Tattoo Fixers, Jay Hutton, has announced he’s offering free tattoos for anyone who is willing to share photographs of the tattoo on...
Pancake Day: Day dedicated to flat-chested women
Today marks the annual day dedicated to women with small headlamps: Pancake Day.
While religion enthusiasts, and people who like to eat masses of food...
Boris Johnson to return to selling Sugar Puffs
Flop-haired serial shagger, Boris Johnson, is to return to his original career advertising Sugar Puffs on the television.
Boris walked out of the job...
