Ellesmere Port terrorised by big metal sky dragon
Ellesmere Port residents live in the grip of fear of a great mechanical beast that flies through the night skies, spreading terror to the...
Animals to be released into Chester in event of closure – confirms Chester Zoo
Shopping in Chester is expected to get more hazardous following the announcement by Chester Zoo that all of its animals will be released into...
Coronation Street to be released on 2,000-disc DVD Boxset
The entire series of Coronation Street is to be released on a 2,000 disc DVD boxset, it was revealed this morning. Fans of the...
Monopoly: Ellesmere Port Edition available now from Asda
A special Ellesmere Port Edition of Monopoly has been released today, and is available to buy from Asda. The special edition of the popular...
Man’s ‘Wank Bank’ emptied after seeing photo of mum in thong
An Ellesmere Port man, Dave Thomas from Little Sutton, has had his entire wank bank emptied in a shocking incident this week.
As Dave was...
Shitting in a cupboard voted best thing about caravan holidays
In a recent survey of caravaners from The Caravan Club, taking a shit in a cupboard came top of the most enjoyed things about...
CONFIRMED: 97% of chefs wipe their cock on Piers Morgan’s food
A recent poll of the nation's chefs has confirmed that 97% admitted to wiping their cock on Piers Morgan's food before he eats it....
7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours
In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving,
condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying the
shit out...
David Dickinson FURY as Corbyn admits HATRED of orange Jews
Bronzed TV host, David Dickinson, is enraged at the latest anti-Semitic outburst from Jeremy Corbyn.
In a recent appearance on the breakfast TV show, Saturday...
Local tip voted third best day out in Ellesmere Port
The Ellesmere Port tip has been voted the third best day out for local residents, in a recent survey, it has been revealed.
The tip...
