Ellesmere Port bids for European Capital of Culture
In a surprisingly pointless move, the town of Ellesmere Port has made a very late bid for European Capital of Culture, with the bid...
Baggage handlers targeted on breakages – confirms Manchester Airport
A spokesperson for Manchester Airport has confirmed what passengers had believed for many years: their baggage handlers are actually targeted on breakages.
If you’ve ever...
Your mum banned from ‘All You Can Eat’ buffet
Your mum has been banned from an ‘all you can eat’ buffet in Chester, it has been revealed.
The news came this week as the...
Ellesmere Port becomes first UK town to ditch roundabout rules
In a bold move, Ellesmere Port has become the first town in Britain to ditch roundabout regulations, it has been revealed. Council leaders announced...
Merseyrail asks passengers to suggest new excuses for delayed service
Merseyrail, the occasional operator of train services around Liverpool, Chester and Ellesmere Port, has asked passengers to suggest new excuses for their terrible service.
Train...
Energy companies admit to government targets on culling pensioners
It emerged this week that the nation’s Big Six energy companies are helping the government to curb the population by culling elderly customers. The...
Man with tape to replace traffic lights in Ellesmere Port
After an initial trial this weekend at Cheshire Oaks, all traffic lights in Ellesmere Port will be replaced by men holding a bit of...
Ellesmere Port wins European grant for abandoned trolley installation art
There was a huge financial boost this week for the struggling town of Ellesmere Port, as it was awarded a European grant for its...
Vue Cinemas to offer financial advice to customers buying popcorn
The FCA (Financial Conduct Authority) has announced it will regulate all sales of popcorn in UK cinemas from next month. The moves comes after...
New Ellesmere Port bus shelters to come with pre-smashed glass
Cheshire West and Chester Council has announced that all new bus shelters to be placed in Ellesmere Port will, from this month onwards, come...
