One scolding tap and one freezing tap best way to wash hands – claim...
Whisking your hands quickly between two taps is by far the most effective way to wash your hands, say Brits.
While the rest of the...
What happens when an irresistible twat meets an immovable cunt
Piers Morg*n and Donald Tr*mp met this weekend, to decide once and for all who was the bigger bellend. The Two Twitter Twats locked...
Chester FC needs to raise £50,000 to pay interest on £5 Wonga loan from...
Chester FC has announced it is in deep financial bother this week as it needs to raise £50,000 by the end of the month...
Pissheads call for a ‘Wet February’
Following Dry January, where hoity-toity people bang on about not drinking for the whole month, booze hounds have called for a ‘Wet February’, where...
£2 MILLION lottery winner plans to spend HALF of fortune on 5 days at...
Ellesmere Port woman Mary Chow is excitedly planning a holiday of a lifetime at Center Parcs after scooping £2 million on this week’s lottery.
Mary,...
Chester Zoo to open exhibit of Ellesmere Port men
The popular tourist attraction, Chester Zoo, has announced it is to open an exhibit featuring men from Ellesmere Port. The exhibit, entitled ‘Primitive Port’,...
Dance group 2 Unlimited admit there is a limit after attending Speed Awareness Course
The dance duo 2 Unlimited, consisting of Belgian rapper Ray Slijngaard and Dutch singer Anita Doth, have been forced to concede there is a...
English F.A. accidentally appoints wrong Neville after Phil answers Gary’s phone
The English F.A. was left red-faced this morning after they realised they had appointed Phil Neville instead of Gary Neville as the manager of...
Mr Men range updated with Mr Unemployed and Little Miss Brexit
In an effort to appeal to a more modern audience, the line of Mr Men and Little Miss books is receiving a make-over, with...
KFC Challenge: Try to eat here without being disappointed at the direction your life...
KFC, in Ellesmere Port, has issued a challenge to its customers to eat a ‘meal’ in the ‘restaurant’ without feeling in disappointed in the...
