Nokia 3310 found in drawer after 20 years still has 70% battery
Kevin Moody, a roofer from Ellesmere Port, has recently cleared out his 'man draw' looking for a key to the shed when he stumbled...
7 cost-effective ways to annoy your neighbours
In the UK we fucking hate our neighbours, the self-serving,
condescending pricks. One of the great pleasures we get in life is annoying the
shit out...
Cheshire College first to offer language course in Animated GIFs
The Ellesmere Port campus of Cheshire College is the first of its kind in the UK to offer a languages course in Animated GIFs.
The...
Sugar Puffs to be renamed ‘Saccharine Shirt Lifters’
The breakfast cereal that used to be known as Sugar Puffs is to be renamed again, this time to Saccharine Shirt Lifters.
The cereal was...
Facebook Likes marginally better than prayers, confirms Pope
Pope Francis has today confirmed that Facebook 'likes' are marginally better than prayers when it comes to offering them in support of a worthwhile...
YOLO Tells Momo to F.O.
YOLO has returned from 2011 to tell Momo to Fuck Off, it has been confirmed.
YOLO, which means You Only Live Once and was coined...
Tommy Robinson urges supporters to boycott social media
People's champion, Tommy Robinson, has called for his army of loyal fans to boycott social media until his Facebook account is restored.
Tommy was banned...
Merseyrail plays ‘Big Bang Theory’ style prank on passengers
The pranksters at Merseyrail have admitted to playing an elaborate practical joke on passengers, inspired by the cult US comedy 'The Big Bang Theory'.
The...
Gammons tell Shamima Begum to stay on International Space Station
British Schoolgirl, Shamima Begum, has been told by the UK's gammons to remain on the International Space Station.
Shamima left the UK in 2015, from...
Beluga XL not big enough for your Ma
The Beluga XL has arrived in Hawarden, after flying over Chester and Ellesmere Port, to pick up your Ma. Unfortunately, despite its enormous size...
