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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club

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90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019. The Spice Girls, who...

Ellesmere Port residents claim Wombles aren’t pulling their weight

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Some residents in ELLESMERE PORT have announced they’re dissatisfied with the work being put in by Wombles, as the town still looks a shit-tip. They...

Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court

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The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...

Queen wins Chester’s inaugural gurning competition

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Her Majesty the Queen arrived in Chester this afternoon to enter the town’s inaugural gurning competition, where people attempt to make the most unpleasant...

Whitby Park Summer Jam 2018 to be women only

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Next summer’s Summer Jam, in Whitby Park, is to be for women only on the Saturday – it has been revealed. The event was a...

Jet, from Gladiators, greatest thing ever on TV confirm men

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Former Gladiator, Jet (real name Diane Youdale), has once again been confirmed by men as the greatest thing ever on TV. The TV series Gladiators...

Freedome now FREE after successful false advertising claim

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ADHD creche, the Freedome in Ellesmere Port, has been forced to stop charging customers after a successful challenge over its name. Single mother, and junior...

Mumsnet to rebrand as Karensnet

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Popular man-bashing website, Mumsnet, is to be rebranded as Karensnet, it has been confirmed. The website, for mums and by mums, has for many years...

Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage

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Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage. The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...

Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women

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Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women. Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...

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