Furbies provide valuable insight into future Trump / Boris meetings
As whimsical feckless moron, Boris Johnson, moves closer to taking control of the United Kingdom, a pair of Furbies has shown what a future...
Gammon Furious Polish Immigrants get their own ‘station’
A particularly angry gammon, from Ellesmere Port, was reportedly FURIOUS today when he saw that Polish Immigrants had their own station. Kevin ‘Brains’ Thomas,...
Multi-millionaire Nigel Farage ‘on my side’ insists feckless moron
Feckless moron, Steve Dobbs, insists Nigel Farage is on his side and is a ‘man of the people’.
Despite working a zero hours contract that...
Phil Jones appointed new Secretary of State for Defence
Manchester United ace, Phil Jones, has been appointed by PM Theresa May as the new Secretary of State for Defence for the United Kingdom.
The...
Serial killers forced to meet Piers Morgan ‘Inhumane’ rules European court
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that serial killers being forced to meet with Piers Morgan for his TV series ‘Serial Killer...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
Teenager explains why UK government’s porn block is bollocks
A random teenager, named Kevin, has explained why the recently announced porn block that hopes to restrict teenagers under the age of 18 from...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
Facebook Likes marginally better than prayers, confirms Pope
Pope Francis has today confirmed that Facebook 'likes' are marginally better than prayers when it comes to offering them in support of a worthwhile...
Tommy Robinson urges supporters to boycott social media
People's champion, Tommy Robinson, has called for his army of loyal fans to boycott social media until his Facebook account is restored.
Tommy was banned...
