Spice Girls to perform at Whitby Sports & Social Club
90s girl group, the Spice Girls, have added Ellesmere Port’s Whitby Sports & Social Club to their tour dates for 2019.
The Spice Girls, who...
“I’m not a bully, you big fat gay spazz!” says Priti Patel
Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has dismissed claims she's demonstrated bullying traits, by insisting her accuser is just a "big fat gay spazz".
In a shocking...
Kevin Davy White leaves The X Factor as part of EU’s Brexit demands
This year’s The X Factor competition has been thrown into turmoil after finalist Kevin Davey White has returned to France, amid demands from the...
Gerry McCann to enter the jungle
Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...
Britain devastated ‘wrong ginger’ leaving country
The UK is said to be absolutely devastated to discover the ginger packing up and leaving for the USA is NOT Ed Sheeran.
When news...
Tories launch Twat replacement service
As the Tories lose yet another twat, Therese May has followed the nation’s woeful train operators in launching a ‘twat replacement service’.
Train operators, such...
3-Second Rule Becomes UK Law post Brexit
The popular '3-second rule', where it is believed that food that has been dropped on the floor is fine to eat so long as...
New Face of Bank of England £50 Note is Revealed
Sam Allardyce, the only England football manager with a 100% win record, has today been announced as the new face of the Bank of...
The Voice winner once again forgets to tick box allowing publicity
This year's winner of The Voice, thingy, forgot to tick the box on their application form consenting to publicity. This oversight has happened every...
COVID-19 Relieved to test negative for Trump
COVID-19 expressed an extreme sense of relief, this weekend, as a test for Trump proved negative.
The virus was concerned it may have contracted Trump...
