Tommy Robinson & Katie Hopkins FORCED to wear ‘Full Burka’ in shops
Famed racists, Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins, are said to be 'saddened' at having to wear full burkas when they go shopping due to...
I’ve already completed new Man City sponsor Tinder, claims Raheem Sterling
Diminutive money-grabber, Raheem Sterling, claims to have already completed the game Tinder as they were announced as Manchester City’s new shirt sleeve sponsor earlier...
Cheddar Man declared ‘Fit for work’ by DWP
The Cheddar Man, who has not been officially named for legal reasons, has been declared fit for work by the Department for Work and...
One more Boris U-Turn could cause Tornado – meteorologists warn
The speed and regularity with which Prime Minister Boris Johnson performs U-turns is in real danger of causing a category 5 tornado in the...
New Cheshire Oaks fashion store tells shoppers “You’re too ugly to enter”
A new up-market fashion brand, recently opened in Cheshire Oaks, has caused uproar among locals by telling some shoppers they are “too ugly to...
Boris Johnson has baby he knows about
UK Prime Minister, Boris 'Shagger' Johnson has today confirmed the birth of a baby he knows about.
While becoming a father isn't a new experience...
Piers Morgan looking for new thing at which to direct faux outrage
Celebrity twat, Piers Morgan, was this morning looking for something at which to direct faux outrage.
The over-inflated man with the over-inflated ego has previously...
Donald Trump unveils plans to combat immigration
The President of the United States, businessman Donald Trump, has always taken a hard line on immigration. His attempts to build a wall between...
YODEL trials parcel delivery catapult
Parcel delivery firm YODEL is to trial a catapult to improve its ailing delivery service. The catapult, being trialled in Ellesmere Port and Chester,...
Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
