McCanns to open childminding business
Parenting experts, Kate and Gerry McCann, have announced they’re to open a new childminding business in Chester. The new business, named ‘Hide and Seek...
Government Coronavirus plan to quarantine Wirral EXPOSED
A secret plan formed by the UK government to contain the coronavirus has been exposed. In the top-secret document, plans are detailed on how...
Thousands hospitalised playing “Drink When Boris Lies” drinking game
Thousands of British have been admitted to hospital with alcohol poisoning after playing a popular drinking game about Boris Johnson. The game, entitled 'Drink...
Jacob Rees-Mogg questioned over Whitechapel murders
Victorian time traveller, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been questioned by police over a series of grizzly murders that were committed in Whitechapel, London,...
New Cheshire Oaks fashion store tells shoppers “You’re too ugly to enter”
A new up-market fashion brand, recently opened in Cheshire Oaks, has caused uproar among locals by telling some shoppers they are “too ugly to...
Corbyn laid wreath for Megatron at Autobot City
SHOCKING news emerged this morning as it was revealed Jeremy Corbyn laid a wreath for diabolical Decepticon leader Megatron at the scene of his...
Gerry McCann to enter the jungle
Parenting expert, Gerry McCann, has been revealed as the latest celebrity to enter the jungle on ITV’s hit show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me...
Wetherspoon to ‘enhance dining experience’ by microwaving meals at diners’ tables
The UK's dreariest pub chain, JD Wetherspoon, has announced it intends to compete with the current trend of having meals prepared at your table.
Certain...
Scientists: Keith Richards’ DNA key to Coronavirus cure
Leading scientists have confirmed that immortal rocker, Keith Richards, holds the key to a cure for Coronavirus.
Keith Richards, whose age is reported at a...
500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge
A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...
