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From festivals in Florida to touring Dracula’s digs in Romania, we round up the best destinations to visit this October. As summer abandons Europe again this October, eke out the last of the rays and raves in Ibiza, where nightclubs will be going out with a bang for the winter break. When the party finally stops head to the island’s north.

Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women

Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women. Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...

Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something

Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...

Microsoft struggles with number of people asking where Apple store is

Microsoft had a busy day today as staff at its stores nationwide struggled with the demand from people wanting to know where the Apple...

Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs

A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...

Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server

Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...

Facebook group admin sexually aroused by deleting posts

One of the admins of a popular Facebook group has admitted to becoming sexually aroused every time he deletes a post. The man, who...

New app allows drivers to indicate with their phone

A new app has been released that allows motorists to indicate left or right using their thumb, while they're driving. The recent law change making...

Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’

A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...

Racist morons shocked chief racist moron banned from Twitter

A cluster of racist idiots have expressed their dismay on the social networking website, Twitter, about the banning of their imperious leader. The decision by...

Nokia 3310 found in drawer after 20 years still has 70% battery

Kevin Moody, a roofer from Ellesmere Port, has recently cleared out his 'man draw' looking for a key to the shed when he stumbled...

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