Police helicopter befuddles bemused locals
The presence of the police helicopter in Ellesmere Port causes utter commotion every time it takes to the air, it has been confirmed. The...
Chester Zoo Successfully Breeds Dinosaurs
A Chester Zoo spokesperson, has confirmed the news the science world has been waiting for decades to hear: Chester Zoo has successfully bred the...
Car 300,000 miles from earth has Audi ‘up its arse flashing its lights’
A car owned by suspected Bond villain Elon Musk has been launched into space in order to orbit Mars. However, the car has already...
Pornhub to follow Formula One and ban attractive women
Pornography website Pornhub has announced it is to follow F1 and darts by banning attractive women.
Formula One announced, this week, that it was banning...
Microsoft struggles with number of people asking where Apple store is
Microsoft had a busy day today as staff at its stores nationwide struggled with the demand from people wanting to know where the Apple...
Boring James Milner parody account to SUE James Milner for copyright infringement
The PARODY Twitter account for James Milner, @BoringMilner, has announced it is suing the Liverpool player James Milner for copyright infringement.
For several years Boring...
New app allows drivers to indicate with their phone
A new app has been released that allows motorists to indicate left or right using their thumb, while they're driving.
The recent law change making...
Netflix removes EVERYTHING over fears someone will always be offended by something
Netflix subscribers were this morning shocked to find the streaming service had removed all of its content from the platform. Netflix is now completely...
Keith Richards crashes FaceApp server
Keith Richards, the 1000-year-old immortal who defies the laws of science and nature, was responsible for a server crash on the face ageing app...
Nokia 3310 found in drawer after 20 years still has 70% battery
Kevin Moody, a roofer from Ellesmere Port, has recently cleared out his 'man draw' looking for a key to the shed when he stumbled...
