Diners delighted to see children’s party enter restaurant
Restaurant goers in a local branch of Prezzo were delighted, this weekend, when a children’s seventh birthday party was booked at the same time.
Before...
Zombie Apocalypse broke out in Ellesmere Port 6 weeks ago – NOBODY noticed
Ellesmere Port has been confirmed as Ground Zero for the zombie apocalypse, although the people of Ellesmere Port are completely unaware of anything out...
The Voice exposed as FBI Witness Protection Program
The FBI, in the USA, has been exposed as having created the TV ‘talent’ show ‘The Voice’ as a witness protection program so that...
Nominate your dealer for Drug Dealer of the Year 2018
If your dealer is voted Drug Dealer of the Year 2018 he, or she, will win £1,000 in cash and you will receive £1,000...
Tattoo Fixer Jay Hutton offers free tattoos for anyone who tweets the photo
Star of Tattoo Fixers, Jay Hutton, has announced he’s offering free tattoos for anyone who is willing to share photographs of the tattoo on...
Family of meerkats escapes Chester Zoo
An entire family of meerkats has plotted and executed a daring escape from Chester Zoo, it was confirmed earlier today.
According to sources, the meerkats...
British passengers forced to strip for EU airport security following Brexit
Anyone travelling to within the EU on a British passport will now be forced to strip naked for airport security, it has been revealed.
The...
Chester to reintroduce Roman style communal toilets
Chester is to spark a return to its Roman roots by reintroducing Roman style communal toilets. The move is part of a government scheme...
Donald Trump cancels King’s Landing visit
Orange buffoon, Donald Trump, has cancelled his visit to King’s Landing amid fears he wouldn’t be welcome in Westeros by the Lannisters.
Trump was due...
Thomas the Tank Engine arrested in Operation Yewtree sting
Another children’s TV icon has fallen by the wayside as 80s favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been implicated in a sex-abuse scandal following...
