Mum OUTRAGED as teacher tells breastfeeding student ‘I hope you’ve brought enough for everyone’
An Ellesmere Port mum has spoken of her disgust at her daughter being told ‘I hope you’ve brought enough for everyone’ by her teacher...
Tommy Robinson to ‘read’ the BFG on CBeebies Bedtime Stories
Loveable champion of the people, Tommy Robinson, is to 'read' a CBeebies Bedtime Story this week. Tommy will be reading the Roald Dahl classic...
Fans FURY as Meat Loaf now Halal
Singer Meat Loaf has sparked anger among his army of fans by becoming Halal.
Meat Loaf, or ‘Meat’ to his friends, has never appealed to...
McDonald’s to trial vending machines in Ellesmere Port
Peddler of high calorie children’s’ meals, McDonald’s, is to trial new vending machines in Ellesmere Port due to the uproar caused by the recent...
Man unexpectedly receives lecture on how ‘meat is murder’ after ordering Vegan waffle
An Ellesmere Port man was subjected to a three-hour lecture on how meat is murder after asking for ‘Vegan waffle’ in a local independent...
500 DEAD as Stanlow fire sparks Ellesmere Port Purge
A raging fire at the Stanlow Oil Refinery yesterday sparked Ellesmere Port’s first annual PURGE, which saw over 500 people killed during the evening’s...
Ellesmere Port votes ‘NO’ on incest ban
A proposed ban on inbreeding in Ellesmere Port, the last UK town where the practice is permitted, has been heavily defeated in this weekend’s...
40-year-old toy collector definitely NOT a sociopath
A man in his early forties has revealed he is absolutely not a sociopath, despite his preference for small plastic robots over people.
The man,...
Corbyn laid wreath for Megatron at Autobot City
SHOCKING news emerged this morning as it was revealed Jeremy Corbyn laid a wreath for diabolical Decepticon leader Megatron at the scene of his...
Sooty confirmed as new James Bond
Popular children’s entertainer Sooty has been confirmed as taking over from Daniel Craig in the 007 franchise. Daniel Craig’s next film, due later this...
